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PlainWhiteTom 🛸
@plainwhitetom.bsky.social
Just another white guy with opinions 🙄
I just got a week ban on the Nazi app for telling Joey Salads to jump into a vat of acid.

Meanwhile, he's publicly calling for mass executions of protestors on the same app.
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Reposted by PlainWhiteTom 🛸
Authors, one more time:
📣 ANY use of genai will get you onto my "do not read" list.
Cover art, interior art, character pages, extras, bookmarks, ads, marketing material, website, all of it.
Using it AT ALL means you do not respect or understand the damage that genai has done and actively does.
September 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I want this to be a collection of expedition member's journals so bad. Please be a collection of expedition member's journals.

Or a cookbook. That'd be neat too.
There really will be another Southern Reach book, with an expansion of the story, per my other post. Just not a novel and not in an easily recognized category. I just can't talk about it much for a little while longer. ;)
April 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I am being silenced on the free speech platform 😡 🤬
February 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This new set is fucking crazy
January 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
We arm the oppressed masses then act surprised when the masses use those arms to kill their oppressors.
December 5, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Yet another argument for Bluesky superiority, via @thelibsoftiktok.bsky.social
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Dr. Squatch diagnosed me with Hepatitis :(
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Bluesky is like going over to your friend's house, Twitter is like accidentally stumbling into their older brother's bedroom on your way to the toilet at 3AM while he's twelve Natty Ices deep and watching Ben Shapiro owns women compilations.
December 2, 2024 at 3:42 AM
The only 'holiday' where you can feel 50% less guilty for stealing!!
November 29, 2024 at 5:28 PM
*gets rid of all races*

*can only play as a human male*

*nerfs all classes except those with a noble background*
November 28, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Clerk: Did you find everything alright today?

Juan Ponce De León: No :(
November 15, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I serve more cunt than Mrs. Lovett on a Saturday
November 15, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Nobody:

Shawn Spencer: This is my partner Theodore Winklesnorf
August 23, 2023 at 6:39 AM
Yo that employee prolly doesn't wanna have a conversation with you
August 23, 2023 at 3:49 AM
I don't see how you can hate from outside of the club, you can't even get in!

Hahahaha
August 23, 2023 at 1:58 AM
NGL this would feel fucking incredible for like .5 seconds
August 23, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Everyone knows there's only two economy types; American and Marxism.
August 23, 2023 at 12:42 AM
When someone asks me to explain my political beliefs
August 22, 2023 at 7:26 AM
The sexual tension between wanting to write and actually writing >>>>>
August 22, 2023 at 6:14 AM
Great Pyramid of Geezer
August 19, 2023 at 7:26 PM
12 seasons into Finding Bigfoot and I’m starting to think he doesn’t exist 😔
August 19, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Nobody:

Allstate guy: I'm a fuckin bear
August 19, 2023 at 1:51 AM