Petty Bait Machine
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Just your average MCU/NFL/D&D/Yakuza/Spice World superfan.
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Everything should be much much gayer.
Don't blame me, I voted for Nader
Instructions unclear, dick caught in deposed prince
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Instructions unclear, dick caught in deposed prince
Just ask Baker! We love to have fun playing football down at SoFi. 😎
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just ask Baker! We love to have fun playing football down at SoFi. 😎
You're finally paying enough attention to ask a relevant question, gj 👍
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You're finally paying enough attention to ask a relevant question, gj 👍
This joke is a little over the top TBH
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This joke is a little over the top TBH
To be clear, we confirmed with a representative that this was Neeson.
But they chose not to give us a comment on record.
But they chose not to give us a comment on record.
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Is it funny? You don't seem to be reacting like it's funny. :(
December 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Is it funny? You don't seem to be reacting like it's funny. :(
The coolest part is that he'll learn absolutely nothing from his deeply stupid mistake.
December 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The coolest part is that he'll learn absolutely nothing from his deeply stupid mistake.
If I had to make a stab-in-the-dark guess, I'd imagine it's just coz the transmitters happen to go that far.
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
If I had to make a stab-in-the-dark guess, I'd imagine it's just coz the transmitters happen to go that far.
Las Vegas I'm afraid
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Las Vegas I'm afraid
Next up - division record, which would also be a tie with one division game to go for each team (LA/AZ and SEA/ST)
Next up would be common games - this season that's TB, NO, JAX, HOU, TEN, IND, CAR, and ATL. Both teams have one loss with one game to go.
Conference is next, which SEA probably wins.
Next up would be common games - this season that's TB, NO, JAX, HOU, TEN, IND, CAR, and ATL. Both teams have one loss with one game to go.
Conference is next, which SEA probably wins.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Next up - division record, which would also be a tie with one division game to go for each team (LA/AZ and SEA/ST)
Next up would be common games - this season that's TB, NO, JAX, HOU, TEN, IND, CAR, and ATL. Both teams have one loss with one game to go.
Conference is next, which SEA probably wins.
Next up would be common games - this season that's TB, NO, JAX, HOU, TEN, IND, CAR, and ATL. Both teams have one loss with one game to go.
Conference is next, which SEA probably wins.
Shockingly no, this is only the 10th season back in LA. 🤯
December 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Shockingly no, this is only the 10th season back in LA. 🤯
Breaking: a goof who doesn't know what "begs the question" means also has dogshit football opinions
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Breaking: a goof who doesn't know what "begs the question" means also has dogshit football opinions
The raiders are just that impressive
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The raiders are just that impressive
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and... Don't turn the ball over five times 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and... Don't turn the ball over five times 😭
I was so incredibly proud of myself for doing five miles in an hour last week, so I'm beyond impressed. Congrats!
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I was so incredibly proud of myself for doing five miles in an hour last week, so I'm beyond impressed. Congrats!
I've opted in this season (it's a race between me and my ten year old to see who can eat their cereal faster)
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I've opted in this season (it's a race between me and my ten year old to see who can eat their cereal faster)
I'm so glad I went to check the quotes before making this exact joke 😂
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I'm so glad I went to check the quotes before making this exact joke 😂
The ban was justified.
The sarcastic taunting because she was upset and emotional in extraordinarily awful circumstances wouldn't really be justifiable from a random person on the street.
An apology is absolutely called for. He behaved poorly for very little reason to someone who didn't deserve it
The sarcastic taunting because she was upset and emotional in extraordinarily awful circumstances wouldn't really be justifiable from a random person on the street.
An apology is absolutely called for. He behaved poorly for very little reason to someone who didn't deserve it
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The ban was justified.
The sarcastic taunting because she was upset and emotional in extraordinarily awful circumstances wouldn't really be justifiable from a random person on the street.
An apology is absolutely called for. He behaved poorly for very little reason to someone who didn't deserve it
The sarcastic taunting because she was upset and emotional in extraordinarily awful circumstances wouldn't really be justifiable from a random person on the street.
An apology is absolutely called for. He behaved poorly for very little reason to someone who didn't deserve it
All the plurbs matter, detective.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 AM
All the plurbs matter, detective.
I appreciate it so much more thanks to all the hard times.
The first game I really remember is when I was 10 and the 49ers beat us in the NFC championship, starting a streak of 17 losses.
We would have been the worst team of the 90s by record if not for the GSoT 1999. 😭
The first game I really remember is when I was 10 and the 49ers beat us in the NFC championship, starting a streak of 17 losses.
We would have been the worst team of the 90s by record if not for the GSoT 1999. 😭
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I appreciate it so much more thanks to all the hard times.
The first game I really remember is when I was 10 and the 49ers beat us in the NFC championship, starting a streak of 17 losses.
We would have been the worst team of the 90s by record if not for the GSoT 1999. 😭
The first game I really remember is when I was 10 and the 49ers beat us in the NFC championship, starting a streak of 17 losses.
We would have been the worst team of the 90s by record if not for the GSoT 1999. 😭
Again, just drooling, illogical nonsense from an illogical failure who's too stupid and worthless to say anything of substance. 😂 So fucking generic.
Whereas I'm watching you show off that you're a weak, uneducated failure and accurately describing your loser father's failures.
Whereas I'm watching you show off that you're a weak, uneducated failure and accurately describing your loser father's failures.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Again, just drooling, illogical nonsense from an illogical failure who's too stupid and worthless to say anything of substance. 😂 So fucking generic.
Whereas I'm watching you show off that you're a weak, uneducated failure and accurately describing your loser father's failures.
Whereas I'm watching you show off that you're a weak, uneducated failure and accurately describing your loser father's failures.