Planet Marge
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Best-selling author of "Every Flaky Idea I've Ever Had"
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Planet Marge
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Mister Herbert Hoover
Says that now's the time to buy
So let's have another cup o' coffee
And let's have another piece o' pie!
[lyrics by Irving Berlin]
Says that now's the time to buy
So let's have another cup o' coffee
And let's have another piece o' pie!
[lyrics by Irving Berlin]
Fast and free flying carpets
January 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Fast and free flying carpets
A bold step: Zohran Mamdani has pledged to install Acorn Stairlifts in every walkup building in NYC!
January 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
A bold step: Zohran Mamdani has pledged to install Acorn Stairlifts in every walkup building in NYC!
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graphic design is my passion.
January 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
graphic design is my passion.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Suburbia implementing Trump foreign policy.
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I cannot stress this enough but the internet was a mistake. It could have been many things but we made it this. We are not the people for this kind of power.
www.fox9.com/news/minneso...
www.fox9.com/news/minneso...
Minnesota GOP worked with YouTuber on child care fraud viral video
www.fox9.com
January 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
I cannot stress this enough but the internet was a mistake. It could have been many things but we made it this. We are not the people for this kind of power.
www.fox9.com/news/minneso...
www.fox9.com/news/minneso...
It's the perfect time to howl at the moon
January 5, 2026 at 2:13 AM
It's the perfect time to howl at the moon
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i bet everybody preordered the new testament as soon as they announced that shit
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 AM
i bet everybody preordered the new testament as soon as they announced that shit
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Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.
He is HIM 😭
He is HIM 😭
January 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Mamdani been mayor for five minutes & is pulling up on slumlords, tearing up flooring himself, disgusted, and took the whole media with him.
He is HIM 😭
He is HIM 😭
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Devin Nunes and others linked to Trump Media & Technology Group (Truth Social owner) recently became officers and investors of a company soon after it made an unsuccessful $10 billion bid for the US assets of Venezuelan-state-owned Citgo Petroleum. My latest:
Devin Nunes and others linked to Trump Media became officers of a company soon after it made an unsuccessful $10 billion bid for Venezuelan-state-owned Citgo Petroleum’s U.S. assets
Devin Nunes and others linked to Trump Media recently became officers and investors of a company soon after it made an unsuccessful $10 billion bid for Venezuelan-state-owned Citgo.
newstracs.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Devin Nunes and others linked to Trump Media & Technology Group (Truth Social owner) recently became officers and investors of a company soon after it made an unsuccessful $10 billion bid for the US assets of Venezuelan-state-owned Citgo Petroleum. My latest:
Always get enraged when I see a sign spelled Laundermat. The correct spelling is Laundromat! Please fix it!
December 30, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Always get enraged when I see a sign spelled Laundermat. The correct spelling is Laundromat! Please fix it!
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The only time I think soup is an acceptable dinner option is when I’m sick. Other than that, strictly a lunch option. I will not be taking questions at this time 😂
December 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The only time I think soup is an acceptable dinner option is when I’m sick. Other than that, strictly a lunch option. I will not be taking questions at this time 😂
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Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here are four of my most popular cartoons on 2025
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
December 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Hate when this guy shows up in my feed
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You know something I don’t understand?
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
December 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You know something I don’t understand?
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
Golf course “views”.
I’ve never looked out a window at a soulless expanse of cultivated grass with a golf course on it and thought, “oh yeah that’s relaxing!”
Maybe the ones in Scotland or something but not in Boca.
Reading people's gloomy stories of their many Christmas disappointments and I feel sorry for all of them, but at least it gives me a well-earned break from watching earwax removal videos
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Reading people's gloomy stories of their many Christmas disappointments and I feel sorry for all of them, but at least it gives me a well-earned break from watching earwax removal videos
![[With apologies to Robert Frost]
Whose laundromat I do not know
They live in Greenwich Village though
They will not see me schlepping here
To fill their tanks with Ivory Snow
My laundry cart must think it queer
To tip with the machine so near
Between the socks and dirty jeans
The darkest evening of the year
The washer gives a dreadful shake
To ask if there is some mistake
The only other sound's the clank
Of quarters falling in the tank
The washer has my socks to keep
While I have to unload this heap
And loads to dry before I sleep
And loads to dry before I sleep](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7w72ezk6rujfvtbunkhg2tlv/bafkreihg4w53aieyz354kfl3drd4pf46feizkfcq5xozcfbypggcecw5o4@jpeg)
A "Dasher" delivered my DoorDash, but where were all of the other Reindeer?
December 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A "Dasher" delivered my DoorDash, but where were all of the other Reindeer?
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Just a reminder of August in the garden from 5 years ago on this blustery damp December day.
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Just a reminder of August in the garden from 5 years ago on this blustery damp December day.
The Lacoste flagship store should be on the Chomps-Elysées
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The Lacoste flagship store should be on the Chomps-Elysées
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
(get it? crocodile logo? chomps? okay, I give up)
4:00 pm is the new 8:00 pm
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 PM
4:00 pm is the new 8:00 pm