Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Oh. Right. I own a PS5. Kinda forgot about that.
December 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Oh. Right. I own a PS5. Kinda forgot about that.
Thor and Volstagg are being very cavalier about the custody of these two small Earth kids who aren't even aware yet that their mom is dead.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
![Part of a page from Thor #372 (Walter Simonson & Sal Buscema). Thor teleports into Asgard holding two sleeping children. He is greeted by Balder and Volstagg, who reaches out to the children.
Balder: THOR! Welcome! We did not look to see you return to Asgard so soon. Who are your companions?
Thor: Two orphans, Balder. Their mother was slain, and though I have dealt with the assassin, these children are now alone in Midgard* without kith or kin.
[*Earth]
Thor: And it happened because many years ago, her path crossed mine.
Volstagg: Then these children shall want for nothing ever again! Give them to me. They shall sit at my table and eat my bread and be as the sons of Volstagg and Gudrun.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2qdvauxiyw7346pia65ddaq/bafkreihihql42vhpohmwi6bsnpconsjsoeou4msxlfueujuleax6o565zu@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Thor and Volstagg are being very cavalier about the custody of these two small Earth kids who aren't even aware yet that their mom is dead.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
I only looked for a few minutes but this seemed pretty baller.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I only looked for a few minutes but this seemed pretty baller.
Newsradio is on and you will never convince me that this is the same person.
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Newsradio is on and you will never convince me that this is the same person.
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
Photosynthesis.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Photosynthesis.
Making my way through The Twilight Zone because there are a bunch of episodes I've somehow still never seen. I always liked this one.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Making my way through The Twilight Zone because there are a bunch of episodes I've somehow still never seen. I always liked this one.
I honestly don't even remember why I shout TONY DA TAX MAN every time I see Taskmaster but anyway HEY LOOK IT'S TONY DA TAX MAN
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I honestly don't even remember why I shout TONY DA TAX MAN every time I see Taskmaster but anyway HEY LOOK IT'S TONY DA TAX MAN
I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff.
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I know that Variety comedy list is low effort ragebait and I shouldn't feed the troll, but The Waterboy doesn't even make the top five Adam Sandler movies even if you limit it to early-ish stuff.
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
I was gonna say it just barely makes it in there at #5, but I forgot our Lord and Savior:
Irrationally angry about a show I liked until it decided to speedrun the final season, and a game I played one time fifteen years ago that fucked me over with a 121 day time skip.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Irrationally angry about a show I liked until it decided to speedrun the final season, and a game I played one time fifteen years ago that fucked me over with a 121 day time skip.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Y'know what? Even though it had already long been garbage by then, throw the last 45 seconds of Dexter in there too.
Oh, my dealer DelMonaco has one of those.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Oh, my dealer DelMonaco has one of those.
...look, I'm not opposed to giving it a try, but we're gonna have to take things REEEEAL slowly.
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
...look, I'm not opposed to giving it a try, but we're gonna have to take things REEEEAL slowly.
So basically it's this bit, except that Smithers is Elon, Mr. Burns is also Elon, and billions of us are Lisa Simpson.
November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
So basically it's this bit, except that Smithers is Elon, Mr. Burns is also Elon, and billions of us are Lisa Simpson.
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
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*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
Now, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody - in front of their own mama - to get a streaming music app with a shuffle function on par with Winamp, an app from 28 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Now, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody - in front of their own mama - to get a streaming music app with a shuffle function on par with Winamp, an app from 28 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
The random-ass issue that got me started on comics and the one that made me fall in love with comics.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The random-ass issue that got me started on comics and the one that made me fall in love with comics.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Aunt May says trans rights.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aunt May says trans rights.
I was happy to see this referenced again fairly recently.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was happy to see this referenced again fairly recently.