Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Pinned
Fuck all this echo chamber horseshit. I don’t come here to have my worldview challenged, I come here to have some fucking fun
I came here to drink whiskey and make weird posts about time travel.
And I'm all out of wh--
Wait, hold up.
*takes final swig*
And I'm all out of whiskey.
And I'm all out of wh--
Wait, hold up.
*takes final swig*
And I'm all out of whiskey.
Thor and Volstagg are being very cavalier about the custody of these two small Earth kids who aren't even aware yet that their mom is dead.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
![Part of a page from Thor #372 (Walter Simonson & Sal Buscema). Thor teleports into Asgard holding two sleeping children. He is greeted by Balder and Volstagg, who reaches out to the children.
Balder: THOR! Welcome! We did not look to see you return to Asgard so soon. Who are your companions?
Thor: Two orphans, Balder. Their mother was slain, and though I have dealt with the assassin, these children are now alone in Midgard* without kith or kin.
[*Earth]
Thor: And it happened because many years ago, her path crossed mine.
Volstagg: Then these children shall want for nothing ever again! Give them to me. They shall sit at my table and eat my bread and be as the sons of Volstagg and Gudrun.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2qdvauxiyw7346pia65ddaq/bafkreihihql42vhpohmwi6bsnpconsjsoeou4msxlfueujuleax6o565zu@jpeg)
December 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Thor and Volstagg are being very cavalier about the custody of these two small Earth kids who aren't even aware yet that their mom is dead.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
Do we actually KNOW that they're without kith or kin, Thor? Because this is feeling kinda shady.
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The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)
I only looked for a few minutes but this seemed pretty baller.
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I only looked for a few minutes but this seemed pretty baller.
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Around 2011, a friend asked me to burn her a CD for some reason I no longer recall. Immediately shut it off exactly ONE WORD into the second track and never listened to the rest.
We are thankfully no longer friends.
We are thankfully no longer friends.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Around 2011, a friend asked me to burn her a CD for some reason I no longer recall. Immediately shut it off exactly ONE WORD into the second track and never listened to the rest.
We are thankfully no longer friends.
We are thankfully no longer friends.
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Elect me as your next wildly unqualified president and I promise to ban pharmaceutical ads where they replace the lyrics of a famous song with the name of the drug.
Also, every 2D Metal Gear gets a 3D remake, every 3D Metal Gear gets a 2D demake, and they all get AC!D versions.
Also, every 2D Metal Gear gets a 3D remake, every 3D Metal Gear gets a 2D demake, and they all get AC!D versions.
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Elect me as your next wildly unqualified president and I promise to ban pharmaceutical ads where they replace the lyrics of a famous song with the name of the drug.
Also, every 2D Metal Gear gets a 3D remake, every 3D Metal Gear gets a 2D demake, and they all get AC!D versions.
Also, every 2D Metal Gear gets a 3D remake, every 3D Metal Gear gets a 2D demake, and they all get AC!D versions.
Apparently I'm enough of a masochist to watch Madame Web after all and I must say that it was a bold creative decision to make every character in the movie the worst character in the movie.
I want an Inheritor to eat them all.
I want an Inheritor to eat them all.
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Apparently I'm enough of a masochist to watch Madame Web after all and I must say that it was a bold creative decision to make every character in the movie the worst character in the movie.
I want an Inheritor to eat them all.
I want an Inheritor to eat them all.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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Newsradio is on and you will never convince me that this is the same person.
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Newsradio is on and you will never convince me that this is the same person.
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
RIP Joe Rogan
1967 - 1999
Eaten by a large vaguely human shaped toe who also happened to be named Joe Rogan
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stop!! stop doing this!!!! think about something else!!!! mosquitos are breeding in your mind
December 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
stop!! stop doing this!!!! think about something else!!!! mosquitos are breeding in your mind
Photosynthesis.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Photosynthesis.
I hate giving money to big evil corporations, but if YouTube's Not Interested and Don't Recommend Channel buttons actually did anything at all, I'd buy a Premium subscription today and never let the fucker lapse.
December 6, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I hate giving money to big evil corporations, but if YouTube's Not Interested and Don't Recommend Channel buttons actually did anything at all, I'd buy a Premium subscription today and never let the fucker lapse.
Making my way through The Twilight Zone because there are a bunch of episodes I've somehow still never seen. I always liked this one.
December 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Making my way through The Twilight Zone because there are a bunch of episodes I've somehow still never seen. I always liked this one.
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Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
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December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret
December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Are You There, God? God? God, You're On Mute. You're On Mute. God, You're, OK, Yep, We Can Hear You Now God, No, I Know, You'd Think We'd All Be Used To It By Now, Haha, Okay, So, It's Me, Margaret
I honestly don't even remember why I shout TONY DA TAX MAN every time I see Taskmaster but anyway HEY LOOK IT'S TONY DA TAX MAN
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I honestly don't even remember why I shout TONY DA TAX MAN every time I see Taskmaster but anyway HEY LOOK IT'S TONY DA TAX MAN
I appreciate that the first person you hear in Marvel Cosmic Invasion is Richie Rider, and that Matt Mercer just straight up used the Kanji Tatsumi voice, but now I need him to tell Annihilus to GET BENT.
December 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I appreciate that the first person you hear in Marvel Cosmic Invasion is Richie Rider, and that Matt Mercer just straight up used the Kanji Tatsumi voice, but now I need him to tell Annihilus to GET BENT.
What even is a horse? Looked one up and they just seem to be big fuck ugly dogs? No thank you. I already got burned when I went all-in on ducks.
People are crying censorship, but I feel this doesn’t go far enough. All horses should be banned. Disgusting creatures. Too big. Too hard.
Horror game Horses removed from Epic Games Store, too: aftermath.site/horses-steam-e...
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What even is a horse? Looked one up and they just seem to be big fuck ugly dogs? No thank you. I already got burned when I went all-in on ducks.
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