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elizabeth piss
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go ahead & scream. we’re miles away from where anyone can hear you 🎩✨
right wing show host: welcome to the show, how are you doing today
jordan peterson: a great sorrow has overcome me. i have laid awake in agony the past 8 days.
December 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
labia would be a rly pretty name for a girl i think
December 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
should i legally change my name to labia divinorum
December 7, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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"If you white, you Ben Affleck"
- Carl Jung
December 5, 2024 at 3:44 PM
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Dads in Boston describing their gay children
December 5, 2024 at 9:31 PM
social media & emotional terrorism has been a particularly creative tool for the nü police state. welcome to bladerunner, everyone ✨
December 5, 2024 at 9:24 PM
i wish i didn’t wear heath ledger joker make up to the airport today i feel like everyone is staring at me
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Christina Aguilera: 🎵 You are beautiful

Me: Hey, thanks!

Christina Aguilera: 🎵 No matter what they say

Me: Excuse me??
January 20, 2024 at 5:59 PM
imagine yr on acid & see this
November 28, 2024 at 6:58 PM
you can take the goth out the mall but you can’t take the mall out the goth
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 PM
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girls kissing
November 27, 2024 at 3:16 AM
what drives a girl crazy in bed? the knowledge that these moments of pleasure are increasingly fleeting & we are ultimately alone.
November 27, 2024 at 11:29 AM
i’m gonna get a chest piece of george costanza pushing women, children and a clown out of the way to escape a fire.
November 26, 2024 at 9:37 PM
cute pic of me & my parents the day i was born
November 26, 2024 at 7:05 PM
explaining oli london & jung kook to my 43 year old crust punk boss
November 26, 2024 at 5:40 PM
i failed my blood test. the doctor said i have no blood.
November 25, 2024 at 8:33 PM
what genre is the national anthem
November 25, 2024 at 6:31 PM
how did the first person to read learn to read
November 25, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me
November 24, 2024 at 8:45 PM
found some white cheddar popcorn inside my shoe, very delicious
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
figured i’d start sharing my art on here, maybe it’ll motivate me to make more.

cat skull, 2023
strawberries & gold leaf on hand pressed recycled linen paper, red micron pen
November 24, 2024 at 7:34 PM
space is literally just in the ocean bro what’s everyone so confused about
November 24, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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I’m not listening to anyone who doesn’t wash their legs.
November 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
a glory hole for forehead kisses
November 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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echo chamber? cheese mouse
November 24, 2024 at 3:57 PM