Ben's interior monologue
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Incoherent yelling is perfectly acceptable discourse
My heart bleeds
January 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
My heart bleeds
I think I understand now.
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I think I understand now.
Sir, if it comes out that Altuve tried to warm Maduro with a trash can, I don't have to tell you the implications.
January 3, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Sir, if it comes out that Altuve tried to warm Maduro with a trash can, I don't have to tell you the implications.
And it's not even Filet-O-Fish advertising season, fka Lent
January 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
And it's not even Filet-O-Fish advertising season, fka Lent
And that was when "a Jew from Brooklyn" meant something.
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
And that was when "a Jew from Brooklyn" meant something.
Thanks. Antibiotics and nasal spray and he'll be fine.
December 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Thanks. Antibiotics and nasal spray and he'll be fine.
Please, sir, include Det. Martin Riggs, LAPD, who also has some Holiday-related trauma.
December 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Please, sir, include Det. Martin Riggs, LAPD, who also has some Holiday-related trauma.