Old Man in the Woods
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Doing my best Dick Proenneke
Trump, as soon as this evening: "I have nothing to do with Van Epps-tein"
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Trump, as soon as this evening: "I have nothing to do with Van Epps-tein"
And along the way, it seems like a palatable price for lots of people given the ~90% reduction in 'serious injury or worse' and ability to go from a 2-3 car family down to 1-2
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
And along the way, it seems like a palatable price for lots of people given the ~90% reduction in 'serious injury or worse' and ability to go from a 2-3 car family down to 1-2
Should also increase the likelihood that Hegseth's future unlawful orders are refused (and recorded without his knowledge or consent)
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Should also increase the likelihood that Hegseth's future unlawful orders are refused (and recorded without his knowledge or consent)
As President, I will restore NREL's name and issue each staff member a momentary switch to turn off power to Chris Wright's home whenever they wish.
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
As President, I will restore NREL's name and issue each staff member a momentary switch to turn off power to Chris Wright's home whenever they wish.
brb gonna check what's behind these giant doors to hell
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
brb gonna check what's behind these giant doors to hell
As an unqualified lunatic once said to a room full of generals, FAFO
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As an unqualified lunatic once said to a room full of generals, FAFO
Stephen isn't even trying to hide it with the words "denaturalize" and "tranquility"
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Stephen isn't even trying to hide it with the words "denaturalize" and "tranquility"
Took one of those "Which Premier League Team Should I Support?" quizzes and answered every question as if they were Voldemort
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Took one of those "Which Premier League Team Should I Support?" quizzes and answered every question as if they were Voldemort
Then Sleepy Joe is immortal
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Then Sleepy Joe is immortal
Sometimes Iwona B.
Sometimes I. B.
Sometimes I. B.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Sometimes Iwona B.
Sometimes I. B.
Sometimes I. B.
Our family seems to employ pie game theory in which everyone chooses the pie most likely to be finished first, not necessarily their favorite
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Our family seems to employ pie game theory in which everyone chooses the pie most likely to be finished first, not necessarily their favorite
leave no trace
November 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
leave no trace
congratulations ms weiss you've chotinered yourself
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
congratulations ms weiss you've chotinered yourself
Exactly. "Scaling back energy production" is the exact opposite of the solar maxxing position which is to build as much as we can, as fast as we can, until it is too cheap to meter.
November 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Exactly. "Scaling back energy production" is the exact opposite of the solar maxxing position which is to build as much as we can, as fast as we can, until it is too cheap to meter.
Kind of like how SCOTUS ruled that all (Republican) presidential acts are assumed to be official and therefore immune to future prosecution
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Kind of like how SCOTUS ruled that all (Republican) presidential acts are assumed to be official and therefore immune to future prosecution
*LEAVITT: BUT THEY LEAVE HIM NO CHOICE
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*LEAVITT: BUT THEY LEAVE HIM NO CHOICE
At which point the people will remember they prefer inflation over massive unemployment and home foreclosures
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
At which point the people will remember they prefer inflation over massive unemployment and home foreclosures
Maybe we can use it to cover a portion of the interest payment on our new 50 year mortgages
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Maybe we can use it to cover a portion of the interest payment on our new 50 year mortgages
I would consider adding mac and cheese. However, I am a Thanksgiving originalist, and my research indicates it was not part of the first Thanksgiving like, say, green bean casserole made with cans of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I would consider adding mac and cheese. However, I am a Thanksgiving originalist, and my research indicates it was not part of the first Thanksgiving like, say, green bean casserole made with cans of Campbell's cream of mushroom soup
May every day be a wonderful secret
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
May every day be a wonderful secret
Won't someone tell this piggy to be quiet?
November 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Won't someone tell this piggy to be quiet?
A key, self-inflicted wound that wasn't mentioned anywhere in the article. A Minnesota-based company that abandoned its Minnesotan values.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A key, self-inflicted wound that wasn't mentioned anywhere in the article. A Minnesota-based company that abandoned its Minnesotan values.
And a considerable amount of grease and grime will slide right off until it inevitably suffers its first nick or scratch
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
And a considerable amount of grease and grime will slide right off until it inevitably suffers its first nick or scratch