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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 10h

So he got a heart transplant from a 65 year old

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 14h

Argentina will save us

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 14h

Ah yes, we all remember the roaring economic conditions from $2/gal gas during Trump 1, don't we folks

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 15h

This hire will be a shrewd move by CBS if they can figure out how to monetize getting dunked on

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 18h

By presidential decree, I will appoint Nathan Fielder as architect of the Trump presidential library featuring a duplicate of the mar a lago bathroom and role playing actors representing various foreign influence operations

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 18h

Dude has way too much time on his hands. It would do him well to have his wealth redistributed and find a manual labor job working second shift.

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 19h

Was this written by SCOTUS?

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 19h

What is the collective opinion on whether frogs are Portland-specific?

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 1d

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 2d

On the bright side, self-identification of the "invade me, daddy" states should really streamline reconstructuon, part two

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 2d

I feel so lucky to have experienced my teens and 20s before everything was posted online. Then this little dweeb did it to himself in his 40s.

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 3d

I checked with the Baileys and they're cool with it

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 4d

dril tweet "and another thing: im not mad. please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad."

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 4d

I'd say it's pretty dumb. Even dumber if you paid it in Trump coins a month before the midterms, but I'm sure you're capable of thinking up something even worse!

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 6d

Gonna start implementing this at work

Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 7d

Orc saying "looks like meat alternatives are back on the menu, boys!"

Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 8d

We love to abandon our Article I powers to POTUS so he can outsource it to a third-tier subcontractor, don't we folks!

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 9d

Many people are saying there are more Arby's employees in the US than fans of the Yankees+Red Sox

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 9d

the milk that inspired soft serve that inspired the beer

Surly Brewing - Mister Surly's Orange Whip Cream Ale

Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 9d

Some day, we will live in a world where the OMB Director is not a household name for being a supervillain.

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 10d

All relative, but hearing Coates talk about his long view is the most optimistic I've felt in some time. He is an embodiment of one of my favorite sayings: "Society grows great when old people plant trees in whose shade they will never sit"

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 10d

"If the lack of enthusiasm to your speech makes your heart sink, then you should do the honorable thing and return to Fox & Friends (Weekend Edition)"

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 10d

it's giving Jeb!

a man stands in front of a sign that says ' usted leadership for a stronger america '

Alt: Jeb Bush "please clap" gif

media.tenor.com

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 11d

Waiting for that 16 hour version

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Old Man in the Woods @plantsometrees.bsky.social · 15d

Kicking off his new nutritional supplement MLM and wants to give them all a chance to get in on the ground floor