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Ashley
@platinumashe.bsky.social
22 | Bisexual | Non-Binary (for now, maybe idk) | Probably Autistic | Brainrotted Wrestling and Metal Nerd | She/They
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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ah yes, the most holy day of the year: david attenboroughs birthday. here is his latest

youtu.be/cIZAdCtKT_g?...
OCEAN WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH | OFFICIAL TRAILER | IN CINEMAS NOW | Altitude Films
YouTube video by Altitude Films
youtu.be
May 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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im gonna put so many plants into the ground
March 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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new clothing for the body

www.shopaew.com/catalog/prod...
March 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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big thanks to all of you dumbasses who spent your hard-earned money on this shirt. im not usually one to brag but fuck you its the best selling shirt of the year*. planting 3 red twig dogwoods this weekend

*so far, will lose out to toni/mariah shirt id bet my left tit
March 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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look, its tuesday i am drunk on a plane and ill just say i guess if you had a time machine and steve mayles phone number you could put me in banjo kazooie but i wouldnt turn my nose up at burning down a little hut or planting some goldenrod in twooka-laylee. mileage may vary on this skeet
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
April 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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white-spotted slimy salamander, he is very slippery
February 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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let me make myself clear
February 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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of all the loathsome beasts and foul flora that inhabit our world there is none i detest more than YOU, YOU SICK CREEPING SON OF A BITCH
January 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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Loathe released I Let It In And It Took Everything on this day half a decade ago.
February 7, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Linkin Park will release From Zero - A Cappellas this Friday.
January 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Trans rights are human rights.

Protect each other, look out for each other, and share kindness and support wherever and however you can.

People are going to need to know that we're there for them. Our kids, teens, and fellow human beings need our support now more than ever.

Human rights matter.
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Lake Michigan has officially been endorsed by Scott!
January 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Who is your birthday twin (born the same day as you)?

The GOAT
January 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Linkin Park released From The Inside on this day 21 years ago.
January 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Post a picture of you and a wrestler #WrestleSky

Had to wait in a long ass line to meet him, but I met Kurt Angle!
January 10, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm up too fucking early
December 24, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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The History of Super Mario's Hidden Ending
December 18, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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THE MANIFOLD OATH
December 16, 2024 at 7:44 PM