Stanley Black-Decker
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@whitequark Sorry, but I'm going to need you to stop texting those other hard drives
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
@whitequark Sorry, but I'm going to need you to stop texting those other hard drives
Also those were polyrhythms, you uncultured swine, how dare you
February 13, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Also those were polyrhythms, you uncultured swine, how dare you
Megatons for Megawatts and USAID are two of the top 3 US national security programs of all time
Nothing keeps you safer than feeding people, giving them medicine, dismantling weapons, and keeping the lights on
Nothing keeps you safer than feeding people, giving them medicine, dismantling weapons, and keeping the lights on
February 12, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Megatons for Megawatts and USAID are two of the top 3 US national security programs of all time
Nothing keeps you safer than feeding people, giving them medicine, dismantling weapons, and keeping the lights on
Nothing keeps you safer than feeding people, giving them medicine, dismantling weapons, and keeping the lights on
Basically we're funding a jobs program for couch-bound former insurrectionists and contracts for private surveillance companies
You can't call it socialist, because the effects are anti-social, but it sure looks like a big fat handout to me
You can't call it socialist, because the effects are anti-social, but it sure looks like a big fat handout to me
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Basically we're funding a jobs program for couch-bound former insurrectionists and contracts for private surveillance companies
You can't call it socialist, because the effects are anti-social, but it sure looks like a big fat handout to me
You can't call it socialist, because the effects are anti-social, but it sure looks like a big fat handout to me
Oh, it turns out it is
Because of course it is
tl;dr the airspace was shut down because of an agency's failure to coordinate with the FAA before test-firing a giant anti-aircraft laser
not because of a cartel swarm, as the transportation secretary claimed this morning […]
Because of course it is
tl;dr the airspace was shut down because of an agency's failure to coordinate with the FAA before test-firing a giant anti-aircraft laser
not because of a cartel swarm, as the transportation secretary claimed this morning […]
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February 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Oh, it turns out it is
Because of course it is
tl;dr the airspace was shut down because of an agency's failure to coordinate with the FAA before test-firing a giant anti-aircraft laser
not because of a cartel swarm, as the transportation secretary claimed this morning […]
Because of course it is
tl;dr the airspace was shut down because of an agency's failure to coordinate with the FAA before test-firing a giant anti-aircraft laser
not because of a cartel swarm, as the transportation secretary claimed this morning […]
Like I get that age is a liability in this cohort but I kinda thought obviously lying about your age was a bigger liability
February 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Like I get that age is a liability in this cohort but I kinda thought obviously lying about your age was a bigger liability
It's a very easy test: just ask how to win the game
If they say it's "beat the quest" or completing a predefined objective or some variant thereof, they weren't paying attention and they have not yet played real D&D
If they say it's "beat the quest" or completing a predefined objective or some variant thereof, they weren't paying attention and they have not yet played real D&D
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
It's a very easy test: just ask how to win the game
If they say it's "beat the quest" or completing a predefined objective or some variant thereof, they weren't paying attention and they have not yet played real D&D
If they say it's "beat the quest" or completing a predefined objective or some variant thereof, they weren't paying attention and they have not yet played real D&D
@Andres4NY God looks the other way for most sneaker-related crimes. It is written: Blessed are the sneak
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
@Andres4NY God looks the other way for most sneaker-related crimes. It is written: Blessed are the sneak