Cuck Norris
@pleaselikeme.bsky.social
That is one unctuous motherfucker.
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 AM
That is one unctuous motherfucker.
I say this frequently
January 24, 2026 at 1:44 AM
I say this frequently
Whenever I can I try to knock on the door like he does. Ringing door bell, knocking, and pounding all at the same time. Love that scene
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Whenever I can I try to knock on the door like he does. Ringing door bell, knocking, and pounding all at the same time. Love that scene
Dude I’ve got a lot of tables
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Dude I’ve got a lot of tables
You can buy different sized sleeves from companies like Sleeve City. They probably have ones for box sets.
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 AM
You can buy different sized sleeves from companies like Sleeve City. They probably have ones for box sets.
Tech bros should be taxed to within an inch of their life if only because they keep using nerd terms they don’t even understand. Every LOTR reference they make is the wrong one.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Tech bros should be taxed to within an inch of their life if only because they keep using nerd terms they don’t even understand. Every LOTR reference they make is the wrong one.
This isn’t TikTok you can just say kill
December 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
This isn’t TikTok you can just say kill
I see a handful of those types on fb for where I live. Dont worry about checking sources or anything, I prefer the ‘I’m hearing there’s a fire at the library’ type reports.
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I see a handful of those types on fb for where I live. Dont worry about checking sources or anything, I prefer the ‘I’m hearing there’s a fire at the library’ type reports.
The most frustrating part is it is THEIR fault I didnt watch the last 30 seconds in the first place. Giving me the option to skip to the next episode but not resetting the play clock is criminal.
December 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The most frustrating part is it is THEIR fault I didnt watch the last 30 seconds in the first place. Giving me the option to skip to the next episode but not resetting the play clock is criminal.
One thing about bush, the guy was an idiot but at least he looked like he was having fun. He dodged both shoes and was smiling while doing it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
One thing about bush, the guy was an idiot but at least he looked like he was having fun. He dodged both shoes and was smiling while doing it.
I don’t know, the shooter was a illegal minority immigrant. There’s no incentive to brush it under the rug like Kirk’s white guy
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I don’t know, the shooter was a illegal minority immigrant. There’s no incentive to brush it under the rug like Kirk’s white guy
New persona who dis?
November 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
New persona who dis?
Looks like these lazy snap recipients will have to have a store brand yellow mustard in their limousines instead of grey poupon
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Looks like these lazy snap recipients will have to have a store brand yellow mustard in their limousines instead of grey poupon
Not only that but there’s also no traffic
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Not only that but there’s also no traffic
Is there a name for this ugly style? Like Greco Roman futurism or something
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Is there a name for this ugly style? Like Greco Roman futurism or something
And if it is Mitsubishi? In what state of stress be thee?
September 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
And if it is Mitsubishi? In what state of stress be thee?
Oh yeah that’ll get some answers. I’d get a better response interviewing an animal. At laest they have a fucking excuse for their ignorance.
August 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh yeah that’ll get some answers. I’d get a better response interviewing an animal. At laest they have a fucking excuse for their ignorance.
Never in my life has a 30 minute meal taken 30 minutes.
August 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Never in my life has a 30 minute meal taken 30 minutes.
It is wild to think that the global media anxiously awaited Apple press events. I used to follow live blogs of product announcements. Now I could hardly care less when they announce something.
August 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
It is wild to think that the global media anxiously awaited Apple press events. I used to follow live blogs of product announcements. Now I could hardly care less when they announce something.
And if I may, at least Soundgarden kind of fits as a classic rock sound. Hit me baby one more time does not sound like the genre of 50s and 60s pop rock.
August 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
And if I may, at least Soundgarden kind of fits as a classic rock sound. Hit me baby one more time does not sound like the genre of 50s and 60s pop rock.
I’ve literally listened as 90s music crept in. First it was Pearl Jam. Then STP. Then Soundgarden. If it’s rock, it’s heavy, and it’s not too aggro, it gets on the list. Also the argument you are making in favor of classic rock stations can literally be made for oldies.
August 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve literally listened as 90s music crept in. First it was Pearl Jam. Then STP. Then Soundgarden. If it’s rock, it’s heavy, and it’s not too aggro, it gets on the list. Also the argument you are making in favor of classic rock stations can literally be made for oldies.