Alex
@pleaseone.bsky.social
I've always dreamed of doing something drastic
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Alex
@pleaseone.bsky.social
· Oct 21
The key to bluesky is to instantly block anyone who is even slightly annoying. I have blocked 4000 people
Cowgirl because my back hurts... fuck am i old?
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Cowgirl because my back hurts... fuck am i old?
who the fuck is Harvey Milk
December 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
who the fuck is Harvey Milk
how the hell have i lived my entire life and still not figured out how to spend a peaceful night at home alone without spiraling
August 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
how the hell have i lived my entire life and still not figured out how to spend a peaceful night at home alone without spiraling
scheduling a makeout session on outlook calendar
July 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
scheduling a makeout session on outlook calendar
wow the entire world is going to look very very different in as little as a few months. almost unimaginably different
February 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
wow the entire world is going to look very very different in as little as a few months. almost unimaginably different
should i watch severance
January 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
should i watch severance
begging tiktokers to learn the virtues of the humble comma
January 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
begging tiktokers to learn the virtues of the humble comma
just got logged out on my desktop. the noose tightens
my 2fa email got broken so if i get logged out I can't get back in. one day i'll just disappear from this site. maybe it's for the best
January 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
just got logged out on my desktop. the noose tightens
my 2fa email got broken so if i get logged out I can't get back in. one day i'll just disappear from this site. maybe it's for the best
January 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
my 2fa email got broken so if i get logged out I can't get back in. one day i'll just disappear from this site. maybe it's for the best
rip David Lynch. sorry for confusing you with the guy from Talking Heads until a few hours ago. I did like the movies though
January 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
rip David Lynch. sorry for confusing you with the guy from Talking Heads until a few hours ago. I did like the movies though
talking to someone who has never heard of space shuttle Columbia
January 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
talking to someone who has never heard of space shuttle Columbia
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the Eraserhead baby was the first time I saw myself reflected in cinema
January 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
the Eraserhead baby was the first time I saw myself reflected in cinema
started making french onion soup only to find that i was out of broth so i made what i now call 'french onion cereal' in which i caramelize an entire onion and eat it like cereal
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
started making french onion soup only to find that i was out of broth so i made what i now call 'french onion cereal' in which i caramelize an entire onion and eat it like cereal
finally deactivated my twitter
January 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
finally deactivated my twitter
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Shivering / whimpering gang
January 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Shivering / whimpering gang
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i bark back at dogs in public i dont give a fuck
December 4, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i bark back at dogs in public i dont give a fuck
I always forget how much winter makes me want to die
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I always forget how much winter makes me want to die
This one goes out to all those group projects that let me down
December 3, 2024 at 1:35 AM
This one goes out to all those group projects that let me down
Bsky has decided that I need to be shown tons and tons of fan content for a certain Lego ninja cartoon and I have no idea why. I keep hitting Not Interested
December 2, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Bsky has decided that I need to be shown tons and tons of fan content for a certain Lego ninja cartoon and I have no idea why. I keep hitting Not Interested
Just found my favorite professor on Twitter and he's Trump posting on the daily
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Just found my favorite professor on Twitter and he's Trump posting on the daily
No shade to the people who love him but I cannot stand John Green
December 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
No shade to the people who love him but I cannot stand John Green
Brief break from classes is over and I'm back to not being able to breath
December 2, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Brief break from classes is over and I'm back to not being able to breath
How your email finds me
November 25, 2024 at 4:06 AM
How your email finds me
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no desire to eat a Crumbl cookie it is like edible AI art to me
November 21, 2024 at 5:39 PM
no desire to eat a Crumbl cookie it is like edible AI art to me