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@pleming.bsky.social
Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...
That feels gross to read, and worse to hear.
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
That feels gross to read, and worse to hear.
"Do you ever wonder why God hasn't granted your wish to be a real boy?"
January 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
"Do you ever wonder why God hasn't granted your wish to be a real boy?"
Poor little Pinocchio Mikey boy. Hope his wish to be a real boy comes true, soon.
Does he wear the mannequin makeup look to make it easier for someone to stick their hand up his ass to make his mouth lie?
Does he wear the mannequin makeup look to make it easier for someone to stick their hand up his ass to make his mouth lie?
January 21, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Poor little Pinocchio Mikey boy. Hope his wish to be a real boy comes true, soon.
Does he wear the mannequin makeup look to make it easier for someone to stick their hand up his ass to make his mouth lie?
Does he wear the mannequin makeup look to make it easier for someone to stick their hand up his ass to make his mouth lie?
Will, I appreciate you. I know the last few weeks have been insane for you. I appreciate you.
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Will, I appreciate you. I know the last few weeks have been insane for you. I appreciate you.
When I see the comments from non-Americans...
a man with a ring on his finger says fair in sign language
ALT: a man with a ring on his finger says fair in sign language
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January 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
When I see the comments from non-Americans...
Greenland, or Iceland?
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Greenland, or Iceland?
More rope. The crazier it gets, the harder it is to spin/justify/tolerate.
a man in an american flag costume is holding a frying pan of food with the words let him cook below him
ALT: a man in an american flag costume is holding a frying pan of food with the words let him cook below him
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January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
More rope. The crazier it gets, the harder it is to spin/justify/tolerate.
I feel like the Maralago crowd saw the Hunger Games capital district aesthetic and dream boarded it.
January 21, 2026 at 12:38 PM
I feel like the Maralago crowd saw the Hunger Games capital district aesthetic and dream boarded it.
Finally, someone is going to address kitchen table issues, like... Kitchen tables. Why they so wobbly?
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Finally, someone is going to address kitchen table issues, like... Kitchen tables. Why they so wobbly?
Was this Qatar Force One? Or is that in rotation yet?
January 21, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Was this Qatar Force One? Or is that in rotation yet?
The whole regime is super rapey.
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 PM
The whole regime is super rapey.
I love those pics from first haircuts. 50% frozen fear, 50% pride.
a little boy is making a funny face while wearing a scarf around his neck .
ALT: a little boy is making a funny face while wearing a scarf around his neck .
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January 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I love those pics from first haircuts. 50% frozen fear, 50% pride.
The 2nd amendment is the single most imp--- no, no, no, not like that... 9-1-1? I'd like to report a madman with a gun.
January 18, 2026 at 2:50 AM
The 2nd amendment is the single most imp--- no, no, no, not like that... 9-1-1? I'd like to report a madman with a gun.
I got my "White House bsky filter" on it, which blocks all the cabinet and executive accounts quickly...
two men are sitting in front of a window with blinds .
ALT: two men are sitting in front of a window with blinds .
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January 17, 2026 at 11:16 AM
I got my "White House bsky filter" on it, which blocks all the cabinet and executive accounts quickly...
You monster. I'm a book guy.
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
You monster. I'm a book guy.
Bonus for everyone around you, you get to YOLO the ride home with the windows down in the middle of winter because that cheese was soooooo good. :-(
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Bonus for everyone around you, you get to YOLO the ride home with the windows down in the middle of winter because that cheese was soooooo good. :-(
sTaTeS rIgHtS, amiright?
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 AM
sTaTeS rIgHtS, amiright?
Let's put salt and pepper in his coke while he's away from his seat.
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Let's put salt and pepper in his coke while he's away from his seat.