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pleming
@pleming.bsky.social
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Crap photoshopper... Frequent Giffer... Over-user of ellipses... General mood: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ... he/him...
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 22h
What are the odds this brilliant lady dies in a narco bombing?
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 22h
Looking forward to the 6 month long whiny baby rant that this results in.
a man wearing a beanie and a hoodie with the words " your tears are delicious " on the bottom
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 1d
a woman is making a funny face while talking to a man .
ALT: a woman is making a funny face while talking to a man .
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 1d
That was the most forced laughter... Holy shit..
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 2d
Hape
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 2d
I also log my farts.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 4d
a man in a purple robe is sitting on a set of stairs surrounded by two women .
ALT: a man in a purple robe is sitting on a set of stairs surrounded by two women .
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 6d
two despicable me characters are talking to each other and one of them is asking the other why are you so old
ALT: two despicable me characters are talking to each other and one of them is asking the other why are you so old
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 6d
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
ALT: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 7d
a man and a woman in a car with the words i 'd follow you anywhere
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 7d
I've been offline for a week or so. What's this all about?
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 12d
Need to call in bigger guns.
an elderly woman is sitting in a room with the words `` this house is clean '' .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a room with the words `` this house is clean '' .
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
THOSE ones are. HE is an elite, a brave hero, lowering himself at the expense of his own fortunes, to save us slobs and wastrels.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
a monkey in a pirate hat is playing drums in a band .
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
9:15 of this

youtu.be/RJlhclmU_f8?...
30 Minutes of Gary Gulman: In This Economy?
YouTube video by Comedy Dynamics
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
(I've been posting this stupid fucking post for like, 8 years on the other place and here, just waiting and waiting for the response I'm so obviously desperate to get ...)
a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .
ALT: a young boy is covering his face with his hands while sitting on a bed .
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
Who's Gary Gulman?
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
TwO mOrE wEeKs
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
He's been elected three times. How many more till he starts the sharia stuff?

tWo WeEkS?
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
I don't get it. Melei was all about minimal government. I was assured this was the way.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
I prefer my Leos Decaprio mysterious and aloof, with just random grainy pictures of them on yachts with the latest 22 year old model.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 16d
It's simple, really. Alex Jones is a Citizen. He must be protected.

Those kids, they weren't Citizens. They didn't vote for the Party.
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 17d
There's the problem, you dirty Catholic ;-) you're doing it wrong.

These are two different guys.

Both named Jesus, though
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 17d
BuT hIs RaTiNgS
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pleming @pleming.bsky.social · 17d
Meh, 99% of em drive Navigators. You don't need that kind of gas guzzler in your life.
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