For a moment, I was like, "That's expensive fucking ramen."

How do you have a film called Tron with no Tron in it?

How?

Just... How?

I have to draw the line somewhere and it turned out to be here.

Here:

In her increasingly unqualified opinion.

The retails sales are gonna be so sketch.

Happy Hollandaise.

....Andy Griffith Matlock.

To state the obvious, Congress didn’t make its annual worldwide visa allocation system for a country which self-identifies as a Nation of Immigrants contingent on not one bad thing ever happening.

I felt so guilty for weeks after my daughter got chicken pox and I learned that she hadn't needed to suffer through it.

I swear, hand to God, we weren't told there was now a vaccine for it.

Vaccines work.
Get your kids vaccinated.
Get everyone that can be, vaccinated.