That time of the year where the coldest water coming out of my kitchen faucet could poach a goddamn egg

You know what is the equivalent of “saying your friends joke again out loud, and everyone laughs”? It’s sending a me your friend liked to the gc and everyone laughs

Honey lavender lattes have me on a choke hold. I love the combination

Fedwa call me and said “I wanted check on you on Valentine’s Day because I know you are single”
Bitch she though I was going to be crying all day lol

Naruto it’s the most gay show ever. And I mean it literally, every character has a boy crush and would kill to get them. True love

I start rock climbing and actually like it. I think Portland is starting to take over

I just garden, got some cereal and watch robots fighting. I love being an adult

I swear, my biggest pop at work is the printer