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22 | she/her | anthropologie baby, no. 1 hbo GIRLS fan
they catered domino's and popcorn at work for a board meeting...... getting real fun friday vibes rn.........
November 19, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Reposted by morgan
this guy sucks so hard that he can't get any friends, so he bought a site to make all the users his friends, and they left; and he made a robot to tell him he was cool and it instead said he fucking sucks just like we all know he does

how shit do you have to human to fail at paying for pals
Elon Musk's AI turns on him, labels him 'one of the most significant spreaders of misinformation on X'
His posts, it added, “can have real-world consequences."
fortune.com
November 15, 2024 at 9:42 AM
netflix should do this i think
November 16, 2024 at 4:14 AM
i hate that man so much like how fucking dark does your spirit have to be to bastardize twitter and shiba inus
It literally impossible for me to roll my eyes any harder without looking down my own throat.
November 13, 2024 at 6:48 AM
did you really publicly Crash Out after the election if people didn't text you "i hope you're having a good day today <3" the next morning
November 8, 2024 at 7:06 AM
ok so this is giving buzzfeed slack channel. i'm adjusting. i'm adjusting. this is what i wanted, after all
a woman in a black shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
ALT: a woman in a black shirt is sitting in a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
November 8, 2024 at 6:11 AM
elon musk joy on twitter could have been the final push i needed to really lower my screen time but alas. here i am. i should've left when he unveiled potentially the most unglamorous app icon i ever did see
November 8, 2024 at 5:51 AM