ethel muggs.
@plumpwaitress.bsky.social
/parody, not affiliated with archie comics or the cw.
/written by madi.
/written by madi.
💬: oh oop
💬: okay then, cool!
💬: i’ll see you tomorrow then?
💬: okay then, cool!
💬: i’ll see you tomorrow then?
January 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM
💬: oh oop
💬: okay then, cool!
💬: i’ll see you tomorrow then?
💬: okay then, cool!
💬: i’ll see you tomorrow then?
💬: you can’t?
💬: have you already got plans?
💬: have you already got plans?
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 AM
💬: you can’t?
💬: have you already got plans?
💬: have you already got plans?
💬: yeah.
💬come by tomorrow and see what you can do?
💬come by tomorrow and see what you can do?
January 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
💬: yeah.
💬come by tomorrow and see what you can do?
💬come by tomorrow and see what you can do?
💬: maybe you could try convincing her?
January 2, 2026 at 2:28 AM
💬: maybe you could try convincing her?
💬: believe me i’m just as upset about it as you are
💬: there’s nothing i want more than to be able to walk in this diner on one of my days off and be able to order a nice vegan burger
💬: there’s nothing i want more than to be able to walk in this diner on one of my days off and be able to order a nice vegan burger
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
💬: believe me i’m just as upset about it as you are
💬: there’s nothing i want more than to be able to walk in this diner on one of my days off and be able to order a nice vegan burger
💬: there’s nothing i want more than to be able to walk in this diner on one of my days off and be able to order a nice vegan burger
💬: i’ve brought it up with tabitha (my boss) multiple times before
💬: she’s never taken to it
💬: she’s never taken to it
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
💬: i’ve brought it up with tabitha (my boss) multiple times before
💬: she’s never taken to it
💬: she’s never taken to it
[a soft smile dresses her lips.]
let me know if you need anything else.
[and she walks off to check on the other customers.]
let me know if you need anything else.
[and she walks off to check on the other customers.]
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
[a soft smile dresses her lips.]
let me know if you need anything else.
[and she walks off to check on the other customers.]
let me know if you need anything else.
[and she walks off to check on the other customers.]
[offers a strawberry milkshake.]
January 2, 2026 at 1:50 AM
[offers a strawberry milkshake.]
[smooching a pretty girl on the cheek.]
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 AM
[smooching a pretty girl on the cheek.]
[blink blink.]
okayyyy?
okayyyy?
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
[blink blink.]
okayyyy?
okayyyy?
are you okay? should i get you something to eat?
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 AM
are you okay? should i get you something to eat?
[quirking up an eyebrow.]
i’m good with that but thanks for the offer.
i’m good with that but thanks for the offer.
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
[quirking up an eyebrow.]
i’m good with that but thanks for the offer.
i’m good with that but thanks for the offer.
just trying to have a little fun. geez.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
just trying to have a little fun. geez.
by legal definition, i’m not a kid.
December 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
by legal definition, i’m not a kid.
actually i’m in my mid twenties.
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
actually i’m in my mid twenties.
that was a joke anyway.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
that was a joke anyway.
same to you! i don’t bite either.
u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ y̶o̶u̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ m̶e̶ t̶o̶.
u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ y̶o̶u̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ m̶e̶ t̶o̶.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
same to you! i don’t bite either.
u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ y̶o̶u̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ m̶e̶ t̶o̶.
u̶n̶l̶e̶s̶s̶ y̶o̶u̶ w̶a̶n̶t̶ m̶e̶ t̶o̶.
oh! i’m ethel muggs, head waitress of pop’s chock’lit shoppe!
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
oh! i’m ethel muggs, head waitress of pop’s chock’lit shoppe!
your secret is safe with me.
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
your secret is safe with me.
maybe betty would be more your speed then?
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
maybe betty would be more your speed then?
hmm. not sure if you’d connect for cheryl or veronica more.
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
hmm. not sure if you’d connect for cheryl or veronica more.
and betty cooper. veronica lodge. jughesd jones. cheryl blossom. reggie mantle. the whole gang’s here.
December 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
and betty cooper. veronica lodge. jughesd jones. cheryl blossom. reggie mantle. the whole gang’s here.