Fuckin idiots can’t spell nickels

Good for them

You seem like a chill guy

Dave it’s 2005

They should release an official short that’s just moxxie’s official first of vid

To be fair that one’s a banger

She could definitely put that out on me if she wanted

Whiteness is a conspiracy by big mayonnaise to sell their awful condiment

Not to come across as too crass but maybe helping a family member pay off medical debt would be a decent gift if they just didn’t have any ideas

Not sure how I feel about my first thought when reading that sentence being “police officers when asked how they greet their wives”

As funny as it’d be aren’t you primarily a grappler and isn’t the hot trend still boxing for these shitheads?/gen

How to I tell the plastic surgeon I want this without showing them this picture

“Mother is that new toy for me?”

🫂

…to be jorking falalalalalalatio

🧶🦚🐉

I appreciate him as a non evil antagonist. He’s trying his best but is incompetent in accomplishing his singular objective of making the circus pleasant so is ultimately just as trapped and tormented as everyone else there

Your ideal self will always change. No matter how much you improve your ideal self will keep marching away and be barely on the horizon, ever evading you. The best you can do is try to keep taking steps forward using your ideal self as a vague guide while making sure it doesn’t lead you off a cliff