Pluto
@plutoniummonoxide.bsky.social
Non-binary, asexual biromantic, giant nerd, numbers go up means dopamine spikes
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@plutoniummonoxide.bsky.social
· Apr 14
A thread of pictures from the games I’ve played. Please enjoy ❤️
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Any rabbit born after 1993 can’t cook, all they know is McDonald, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
Slungus
Slungus
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Any rabbit born after 1993 can’t cook, all they know is McDonald, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
Slungus
Slungus
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mmm. Mark my words. Initial free access to build dependency. Introduce ads and paid access after millions become convinced they cant do anything without ai.
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
mmm. Mark my words. Initial free access to build dependency. Introduce ads and paid access after millions become convinced they cant do anything without ai.
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Cats were domesticated about 10,000 years ago, when wild cats encountered the first human settlements and saw an opportunity to constantly be in the way
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cats were domesticated about 10,000 years ago, when wild cats encountered the first human settlements and saw an opportunity to constantly be in the way
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The president was accused of multiple rapes of 14 year old girls as well as multiple murders of their babies and we’re all just acting like it doesn’t matter because CBS and CNN haven’t weighed in yet.
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The president was accused of multiple rapes of 14 year old girls as well as multiple murders of their babies and we’re all just acting like it doesn’t matter because CBS and CNN haven’t weighed in yet.
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Uni Claus delivering presents 🎁
December 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Uni Claus delivering presents 🎁
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Evil pricks seem to get away with everything these days. That is, until they don’t. Sometimes reality remembers how to do its job.
This weekend, we all got that moment.
This weekend, we all got that moment.
Bless The Boxer Who Knocked Jake Paul the F—k Out
So shines a good smite in a weary world.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 22, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Evil pricks seem to get away with everything these days. That is, until they don’t. Sometimes reality remembers how to do its job.
This weekend, we all got that moment.
This weekend, we all got that moment.
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Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Found the actual men in women's bathrooms assaulting women.
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My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My post-apocalyptic companions are worried that I was bitten by the rabid podcaster before we put him down but they're just being paranoid. This will make great content for the bonus episoohhh no
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Nazi down.
A member of the neo-Nazi white separatist group PNW Wolf Pack fell to his death trying to pick a mistletoe from a tree this holiday season 🎄❄
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Nazi down.
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This is what Trump calls transparency.
December 20, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is what Trump calls transparency.
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At the HHS announcement yesterday announcing proposed rules to ban GAC, they said trans people are "at the root of the evils we face" and are "a hatred for nature as God designed it and for life as it was meant to be lived.”
Just in case you thought it was about concerns for proper healthcare.
Just in case you thought it was about concerns for proper healthcare.
December 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
At the HHS announcement yesterday announcing proposed rules to ban GAC, they said trans people are "at the root of the evils we face" and are "a hatred for nature as God designed it and for life as it was meant to be lived.”
Just in case you thought it was about concerns for proper healthcare.
Just in case you thought it was about concerns for proper healthcare.
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SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
83. New Vex discovery
83. New Vex discovery
December 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️
83. New Vex discovery
83. New Vex discovery
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When Charlie Kirk was shot, he did a full oval office address. When it's college kids on campus it's "things can happen." What a sociopath.
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
When Charlie Kirk was shot, he did a full oval office address. When it's college kids on campus it's "things can happen." What a sociopath.
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So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”
Is this not just theft
Is this not just theft
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
So the US just hijacked an oil tanker and the president casually says “I guess we keep the oil”
Is this not just theft
Is this not just theft
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Went to a market today and a "pet lover" booth is selling ai generated keychains
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Went to a market today and a "pet lover" booth is selling ai generated keychains