Paul McGrane
@pmcgrane.bsky.social
I'm everywhere. Twitter, Threads, IG, YT. Often here on Mastodon: @[email protected]
Are even the down-rank idiots at Apple afraid of being sued by NFL?
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Are even the down-rank idiots at Apple afraid of being sued by NFL?
1-900 Twitter uh TFS? also look at your URLs ffs
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
1-900 Twitter uh TFS? also look at your URLs ffs
I wish it didn't take a stupid murder by federal goons to change, but we knew it would require.
January 26, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I wish it didn't take a stupid murder by federal goons to change, but we knew it would require.
Just wait until Trump learns that Greenland has a king and he's named Frederik Twitter! 🇬🇱
January 5, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Just wait until Trump learns that Greenland has a king and he's named Frederik Twitter! 🇬🇱
Secretary of Drunken Combat Pete has a pretty small laptop, and nearly enough shirts for Florida. Anyone spot them? It's not a MacBook but it looks similar.
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Secretary of Drunken Combat Pete has a pretty small laptop, and nearly enough shirts for Florida. Anyone spot them? It's not a MacBook but it looks similar.
I wonder why anyone bothers running for Mayor of New York — you end up universally reviled. The current jackass will be in charge of this weekend's snowstorm!
December 26, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I wonder why anyone bothers running for Mayor of New York — you end up universally reviled. The current jackass will be in charge of this weekend's snowstorm!
wtf is going on here? Also feel free to email me here
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 AM
wtf is going on here? Also feel free to email me here
I wish I had a true enemy to gift this to. Maybe I can FedEx it to my brother @brianforcanada.bsky.social (he is my dear buddy and he would be very upset to receive this!) 😘💎
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I wish I had a true enemy to gift this to. Maybe I can FedEx it to my brother @brianforcanada.bsky.social (he is my dear buddy and he would be very upset to receive this!) 😘💎
Wow, recall I love xMas music.
This is truly dreadful. I am going to actually delete it from iTunes Match.
This is truly dreadful. I am going to actually delete it from iTunes Match.
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Wow, recall I love xMas music.
This is truly dreadful. I am going to actually delete it from iTunes Match.
This is truly dreadful. I am going to actually delete it from iTunes Match.
For the next couple of months, you can easily find the current version of the various Apple Operating Systems in car sticker form! 🏃🚗🎽 #ios262
December 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
For the next couple of months, you can easily find the current version of the various Apple Operating Systems in car sticker form! 🏃🚗🎽 #ios262
damn the postage! Well tooth fairy money, eh? And my AI chatbot thinks I'm encouraging underage money laundering and is suggesting how to re-write it in its log. Eh maybe I'm just sending six hundred australian dollars to santa claus! He's around there right?
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
damn the postage! Well tooth fairy money, eh? And my AI chatbot thinks I'm encouraging underage money laundering and is suggesting how to re-write it in its log. Eh maybe I'm just sending six hundred australian dollars to santa claus! He's around there right?
Remember, Australian children, there are no direct flights between Sydney and Stockholm so allow more than 1 day to process your tooth fairy money into Mullvad.
They do (seriously) accept raw dollar bills if you write your account number.
They do (seriously) accept raw dollar bills if you write your account number.
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Remember, Australian children, there are no direct flights between Sydney and Stockholm so allow more than 1 day to process your tooth fairy money into Mullvad.
They do (seriously) accept raw dollar bills if you write your account number.
They do (seriously) accept raw dollar bills if you write your account number.
I am sort of enjoying this winter-theme submarine movie I have never seen before. And there is an intermission!
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I am sort of enjoying this winter-theme submarine movie I have never seen before. And there is an intermission!
I have my old iPhone set to play holiday music on ye old iPod HiFi but I was like heyy this sounds an awful like … oh shit did Fiona Apple make a xMas album???
No, just the one song 😍
No, just the one song 😍
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have my old iPhone set to play holiday music on ye old iPod HiFi but I was like heyy this sounds an awful like … oh shit did Fiona Apple make a xMas album???
No, just the one song 😍
No, just the one song 😍
[luckily none of my relatives are on b'sky]
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
[luckily none of my relatives are on b'sky]
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
I was musing with my favored chatbot (microsoft) that I would like to have a lil treadmill to worry my legs while I watch tv shows. And it said no, it'll be a thousand dollars.
Now who's gonna fall and break his arm for walmart blackfriday $80!
call my doctor starting next week
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
call my doctor starting next week
I assumed I could find a $50 hamster wheel for a human for when I drink gin and watch Colbert. My trusted AI bot told me that is unsafe and implausible.
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I assumed I could find a $50 hamster wheel for a human for when I drink gin and watch Colbert. My trusted AI bot told me that is unsafe and implausible.
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
Guess what Walmart Black Friday Sez!
It's a powerful computer — it doesn't mind!
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM
It's a powerful computer — it doesn't mind!
Alright, the year off the label is maybe why I got it on the clearance rack at Food Lion, but I might try this stuff out. I hate maple syrup and also pancakes, but I asked an AI bot for an alternative, and maybe agave syrup might be nice. I did get summa that (advice?)… 🌵
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Alright, the year off the label is maybe why I got it on the clearance rack at Food Lion, but I might try this stuff out. I hate maple syrup and also pancakes, but I asked an AI bot for an alternative, and maybe agave syrup might be nice. I did get summa that (advice?)… 🌵
I have them things going right now in autumn!
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I have them things going right now in autumn!
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Wow I've heard people say they don't care either way. I disagree. Having a setting to partially defeat Liquid Glass is a big improvement! #MacOS26
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't know/care anything about baseball, other than hoping Donald is annoyed that 51st state wins.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
I expect asking an AI bot to summarize it so far may be amusing.
Well, shit that will do it
October 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Well, shit that will do it