I carried it around the store for a while to gain its energy, which I assume is instructed inside. It is stiff and never opened, so I won’t spoil it for the next customer! 📚

hm and he does have a fireplace! Anyone got some corporate FedEx login credentials I can "borrow"?

I actually live in the same city as my nearest Apple Store, but with traffic I don't know if I could even get there and back in 2 hours!

somebody needs to be physically assaulted and told this is the reason why

Some may wonder, wtf is Swedish Kroner, I thought they were in the Euro and a good economy?

Yes! And all countries except not Denmark and (rip) England are obligated to someday join the Euro. Sweden intentionally sabotages some aspect of its own economic reporting to avoid this. 🙄 so, hurrah 🇸🇪

damn the postage! Well tooth fairy money, eh? And my AI chatbot thinks I'm encouraging underage money laundering and is suggesting how to re-write it in its log. Eh maybe I'm just sending six hundred australian dollars to santa claus! He's around there right?

Have I ever sent loose cash in an envelope to Sweden? No, I use my regular credit card. But I'm mainly hiding from my ISP (and to a degree my local North Carolina legislature). So it’s okay so far.

Imagine buying a decade of Swedish VPN. I know what some little Ozzzie wants for xMas from his fun uncle!

it seems to be the inspiration for *many* similar movies and cartoon parodies!

Ice Station Zebra! Quite good, although tedious. I did zonk out at the Intermission, so don't tell me how it ends. (I bet it does not involve 🦓) … isn't it one of those cold-war indoctrination novels we got from the library?