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Oh also like uhh, dont actually kill yourself. Its usually bad.


What if we kissed in the antimass spectrometor?
call it the double slut experiment cause everytime you look away another 5 appear
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Hand it over, that thing. Your religion
"Monument" 20" x 24" oil on panel.
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Goth Walmart be like: we got cheese
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
I cooka da spaghetti
November 21, 2024 at 1:27 AM
no context

Not even a little bit.
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Good morning pmtoam nation

we should kill every norweigan person and replace them with blue crabs and act like nothing happened.

I will not be doing interviews.
November 21, 2024 at 1:26 AM
palestine should be as free as the roadsigns that i have in my bedroom that you can unbolt and just take, they dont need a "crosswalk" at the "school" so the kids dont "die" thats liberal shit

Take the signs, free the stine i say. Thats what i say, they say i say that cause thats what i say. Mhmm.
November 19, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Gay people bad

-me, probably (friends with prodominantly gay people)
November 19, 2024 at 5:57 PM
No. Do it all in one day. If you don't do it all in one day you are bad.
November 19, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Reposted
(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient
November 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Witch
Two builds in a row my computer has booted with everything working as intended and everything detected correctly so I'm kind of a big deal
November 19, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Reposted
Things archeologists will never find:

1) The Holy Grail

2) The Ark of the Covenant

3) Love
November 18, 2024 at 4:47 AM
How many millions must die before i get my fucking orange juice in a quantity large enough to actually satisfy my thirst?

You think i wanna do this? Kill all these people? Erase all this history? No. But you make me, you make me, you and your shitty 12oz bottles of oj.

You make me sick.
November 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
half life 3 is real guys i saw it in my basement haha can you believe that? In my basement. Get in my basement. In my basement. I want you in my basement. You should get in my basement. There are others there. They might not move but they speak, only to me. They speak of greed and hunger. The baseme
November 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
God can not stop me from drinking and driving while my son is in the passenger seat
November 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I'm trying
November 16, 2024 at 9:49 PM
I have yet to see a single funny post on bluesky
November 16, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Nah i had 600 and im down to 0 i wanted a fortnite creator code man
I think the most frustrating part about all of this isn’t losing the numbers, I can always hit 48k again. It’s leaving behind a ton of memories all because of some man baby running what used to be my favorite platform into the ground
November 16, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Wait til he sees the depravity of a subreddit of a game that hasnt been updated in years
I have to unsubscribe from video game subreddits. I simply do not have the mental fortitude to be subjected to a 13-year-old's opinions about Pierre the shopkeeper from Stardew Valley.
November 16, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Reposted
The decoy keyboard is working
November 15, 2024 at 9:18 PM
looking for mutuals now that twitter is DEAD to me

homophones dni

gay people dni

barrack obama is the only person i want following me.
November 16, 2024 at 6:42 PM
dude i was driving earlier and this telephone pole jumped RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ME. Like i was just safe doing 90 and it just appeared out of nowhere!! I almost spilled my beer!
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Following back anyone who gives me a million dollars
November 16, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Just made a bluesky hope i can be just as racist here as i am on twitter

to anyone seeing this post, check your fridge. I'm pretty sure mom said the milk is expired and i need you to pour it down the drain before dad gets home
November 16, 2024 at 6:20 PM