The Himbo
@pnkjak.bsky.social
🇮🇩 🇦🇺 • 24 • Himbo™ • I exist without my consent •🌹• Built stupid 🤡 • cool kids club • #delusional
you know what's a great feeling? it's drizzling a little rn so I stood outside, looked up, and just let the rain hit me
incredible stuff
incredible stuff
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
you know what's a great feeling? it's drizzling a little rn so I stood outside, looked up, and just let the rain hit me
incredible stuff
incredible stuff
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they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
they used to ban toys that were like, a jar of magnetic metal balls cuz one dumbass kid ate one and died. now they have toys that automate the process of having a pedophile uncle
the grief is immense but so is the joy, we're are all fragile as fuck, swag city
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the grief is immense but so is the joy, we're are all fragile as fuck, swag city
the blender finally broke and I feel like all the dumb shit I've put into it over the years probably pushed it along
I have been banned from using the blender
gonna blend sausages with ketchup as the liquid, let's see what happenss
October 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
the blender finally broke and I feel like all the dumb shit I've put into it over the years probably pushed it along
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bnujny
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bnujny
October 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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bnujny
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bnujny
just got an ad for straitjacket,,,,this says smth abt me I'm just not sure what
April 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
just got an ad for straitjacket,,,,this says smth abt me I'm just not sure what
if you sneeze 5 times in a row and I've said bless you 4 times, I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 say "shut the fuck up" on the 5th sneeze
April 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
if you sneeze 5 times in a row and I've said bless you 4 times, I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 say "shut the fuck up" on the 5th sneeze
a concerning amount of my sentences start with "if I was a woman"
February 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
a concerning amount of my sentences start with "if I was a woman"
gonna try make chocolate soda, I'll report back
February 10, 2025 at 8:53 AM
gonna try make chocolate soda, I'll report back
she's a 10, but she's attracted to me so there's definitely something wrong with her
January 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
she's a 10, but she's attracted to me so there's definitely something wrong with her
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Matt Reeves says Bruce Wayne will be finding it “very hard to be Batman” for ‘THE BATMAN 2’
“Batman’s out there trying to grapple with the aftermath of everything that happened, which to some degree he blames himself for”
(Source: www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a628...)
“Batman’s out there trying to grapple with the aftermath of everything that happened, which to some degree he blames himself for”
(Source: www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a628...)
November 14, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Matt Reeves says Bruce Wayne will be finding it “very hard to be Batman” for ‘THE BATMAN 2’
“Batman’s out there trying to grapple with the aftermath of everything that happened, which to some degree he blames himself for”
(Source: www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a628...)
“Batman’s out there trying to grapple with the aftermath of everything that happened, which to some degree he blames himself for”
(Source: www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a628...)
genetics suck, fym none of the men in my family can grow beards
October 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
genetics suck, fym none of the men in my family can grow beards
this used to feel better
what up bitches, guess who just 🎆 RELAPSED 🎆
September 27, 2024 at 6:05 PM
this used to feel better
what up bitches, guess who just 🎆 RELAPSED 🎆
September 27, 2024 at 8:42 AM
what up bitches, guess who just 🎆 RELAPSED 🎆
watching beetlejuice for the first time,,,,,was not aware beetlejuice's core personality trait was "sex pest"
September 19, 2024 at 4:06 PM
watching beetlejuice for the first time,,,,,was not aware beetlejuice's core personality trait was "sex pest"
september is suicide awareness month so i’ll be making it very well known just how suicidal i am
September 4, 2024 at 1:40 PM
september is suicide awareness month so i’ll be making it very well known just how suicidal i am
like literally my 3rd ever victory royale
September 1, 2024 at 5:31 AM
like literally my 3rd ever victory royale
sorry i made you fall in love with me because of my awesome vibes and kissable lips, can you buy me some legos
September 1, 2024 at 4:53 AM
sorry i made you fall in love with me because of my awesome vibes and kissable lips, can you buy me some legos
just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene."
September 1, 2024 at 4:52 AM
just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without adding "you're making a scene."
twitter locked me out of my account for tweeting this at an nft bot, meanwhile there are actual nazis and slurs thrown around on a daily basis
March 10, 2024 at 4:54 AM
twitter locked me out of my account for tweeting this at an nft bot, meanwhile there are actual nazis and slurs thrown around on a daily basis
my crush you have to stop. Your eyes too pretty. Your smile too cute. Your lips too kissable
February 4, 2024 at 2:47 PM
my crush you have to stop. Your eyes too pretty. Your smile too cute. Your lips too kissable
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imagine letting the guy that can’t properly make a hubcap put a chip in your brain
February 3, 2024 at 2:04 PM
imagine letting the guy that can’t properly make a hubcap put a chip in your brain