Poem Burrito
@poemburrito.bsky.social
Poetry, baseball, burritos, clean underwear
Pinned
Poem Burrito
@poemburrito.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Like if you’re nonconformist, repost if no one can tell you what to do
Reposted by Poem Burrito
There’s always a tweet.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There’s always a tweet.
When the government itself is a virus spreading misinformation
THREAD: I'll fact-check all the viral misinformation about the US military operation in Venezuela in this thread
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
This image, purporting to show the US military arresting Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro, is AI-generated.
According to Google's SynthID detector, it was created using Google AI.
January 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
When the government itself is a virus spreading misinformation
Reposted by Poem Burrito
The criminal Trump kidnapped Maduro and his wife in a lawless invasion and proudly threatened other leaders in the region that they could face the same. We are living in a sick rogue state, people.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The criminal Trump kidnapped Maduro and his wife in a lawless invasion and proudly threatened other leaders in the region that they could face the same. We are living in a sick rogue state, people.
Reposted by Poem Burrito
More reaction to Maduro’s “arrest”
January 3, 2026 at 4:16 PM
More reaction to Maduro’s “arrest”
Breaking: geezer who takes a cognitive test on the regular is also a war criminal with the nuclear codes
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Breaking: geezer who takes a cognitive test on the regular is also a war criminal with the nuclear codes
Reposted by Poem Burrito
50+ murders in Washington DC in the last six months. The scary part is he probably believes what he’s saying. Because he’s nuts.
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
50+ murders in Washington DC in the last six months. The scary part is he probably believes what he’s saying. Because he’s nuts.
Dangerous dummy making threats
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Dangerous dummy making threats
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Trump has money for regime change, but not Meals on Wheels
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Trump has money for regime change, but not Meals on Wheels
Find Venezuela on a map, you blithering fool
January 3, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Find Venezuela on a map, you blithering fool
No crime in DC” except at the White House amirite
January 3, 2026 at 4:51 PM
No crime in DC” except at the White House amirite
What, Maduro remained in power after he lost? Unheard of!
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
What, Maduro remained in power after he lost? Unheard of!
Lies, delusion, grift
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Lies, delusion, grift
I hate this fucker so much
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I hate this fucker so much
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Venezuela opposition reports the so called "capture" of Maduro was a negotiated deal between Maduro and US for an agreed exit strategy. We reported in November that this would be the case. The US bombed Venezuelan service members as part of a death theatre. #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 11:14 AM
Venezuela opposition reports the so called "capture" of Maduro was a negotiated deal between Maduro and US for an agreed exit strategy. We reported in November that this would be the case. The US bombed Venezuelan service members as part of a death theatre. #VenezuelaInvasion
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Reposted by Poem Burrito
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
As of 12/24/25, USPS changed policy on when they postmark mail. Mail dropped off is no longer guaranteed a same-day postmark. Tax returns & other time-sensitive items are now stamped when they reach a regional processing center, which may be days later. Plan deadlines accordingly to avoid penalties.
USPS Announces Changes to the Postmark Date System
The United States Postal Service (USPS) has adopted a final rule (FR Doc.
share.google
December 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
this seems specifically designed to break mail-in voting (where deadlines are defined by postmark)
Reposted by Poem Burrito
There's always a Tweet.
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
There's always a Tweet.
Reposted by Poem Burrito
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
Reposted by Poem Burrito
So they've apparently had 1000 agents working through the 300GB of Epstein files, and they've managed to release under 1% of them, and those wholly or heavily redacted.
Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.
Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
So they've apparently had 1000 agents working through the 300GB of Epstein files, and they've managed to release under 1% of them, and those wholly or heavily redacted.
Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.
Trump must feature in them an awful lot for the task to be so onerous.
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Reposted by Poem Burrito
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year