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Poems that Suck
@poemsthatsuck.bsky.social
The "literary equivalent to a dick drawn on a bathroom wall"

Poet • Foul mouthed degenerate • Grade A Motherfucker

Ass. Editor @ Anxiety Press

Www.poemsthatsuck.com.

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Solo collections:

• Fuck It (Newington Blue Press) - × sold out ×

• To Swallow the Summer (Budget Press) - www.angelfire.com/ca/bpress/ch...

• Song of the Sister (Anxiety Press) - Song of the Sister a.co/d/a1ckXdc

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This goober...
June 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
...is Adrien Brody starring in this?
Wes Anderson should make porn
May 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Keep your eyes peeled for this ya'll.
The safety of my actors is always paramount to me, which is why my propmaster and I go to great lengths to make our fake weapons look as good as possible, so we can use them for any scene involving another character. MERCY begins shooting in less than 2 weeks!
May 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
These folks are great! Make sure to submit!!
May 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
My sister in law pointed out to me that Trump's signature shade is Matte Mousse Honey Beige and that is just....SO spot on!
May 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You know what? I'm not convinced that the stringy, damaged lump of fuzz on top of Trump's head is his hair. I have a suspicion that's his actual brain; sloppily combed over in some kind of Joe Dirt fever dream.
May 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I got to meet @jimtowns.bsky.social face to face - well, screen to screen - today. I didn't wear makeup. He's now blinded. I apologize to everyone for this misdeed.
May 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All roads to Hell lead to Reagan. Just saying
May 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Are more folks from the indie writing community on here now? I feel like I'm missing some folks that I used to fuck off with.
May 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If you're in public and talking to someone on speakerphone, please know you're a fucking scumbag.
May 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Welp..looks like I'll be around here a lil more now that I'm funemployed.

I hope this entire administration gets anal fissures.
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thanks for calling, I'm not available at the moment. Please leave a message and if I manage to crawl out from the black abyss of doom I'll get back to you.

*beep*
April 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The frustration of trying to make people understand that, yes, it IS that fucking bad is overwhelming.
March 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I've never wished dysentery on so many people before....
March 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We're living in Revelation; the bloodthirsty are called sane and those will compassion and empathy are called terrorists.
March 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Some of ya'll never read Fahrenheit 451 and it shows....
March 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
So ima be closing this one out...
February 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Im not sure how to come out of the deep anger
February 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Watching the Daily Show podcast with @aoc.bsky.social gives me hope.
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The feeling of "i just don't want to do this anymore", is overwhelming.

I just want to find a little cave and become a hermit
January 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
January 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So...we're gonna just pretend that wasn't a Roman salute?

Jesus.
January 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM
What an absolute shit show. Sad bit is that the majority of this country is too fucking dumb and blind to realized the dry assfuck about to happen.
January 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I feel it's appropriate that I have diarrhea today
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Cant wait for Flash. Soon as it's up, I'm getting the fuck off IG.
January 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM