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January 21, 2026 at 3:57 AM
hacked/private(paid) farming servers, probably?
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I want to do so many things this year, but knowing it'll take me longer to do, or longer to recover from doing, kinda puts my brain in the bad place.

Anyway, off for another nap because ya boi built a bookshelf yesterday and my joints still hurt, RIP me, the birbs get my stuff.
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
First Take is such a great concept

nothing beats the GOAT
ANISAMA FRIENDS - Butter-Fly feat. angela × オーイシマサヨシ × 奥井雅美 × TrySail × FLOW / THE FIRST TAKE
YouTube video by THE FIRST TAKE
www.youtube.com
January 8, 2026 at 3:51 AM
It's all in store credit, only about $350 in cash
January 7, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Whats next, you're gonna say that Seven Samurai should have tried harder to be more magnificent?
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
If I had a dollar for each time Yuya Takahashi killed a bike during the holidays I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot but it's weird that its happened twice
January 4, 2026 at 3:37 AM
shit it's Zeztz day already, man I don't even know what day it is anymore
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
joining you in Southern Hemisphere solidarity 🫡
January 1, 2026 at 1:37 AM
definitely copied from Slack, I've had similar issues because it doesn't natively use emojis (even the 'standard' ones are like :smile: :+1: :heart:)
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
scowt, pls
December 31, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I would much rather take a half-assed shitpost photoshop over any genAI slop because you know someone cared just enough to slap it together in a program but not enough to make it 'good', and that somehow elevates it
December 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
they usually take a week off in this end-of-year time (sometimes it's last Sunday of the year, sometimes it's the first of the new year) for programming reasons
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM