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@cristian.wtf Im confused, what should this smell like? 🤔
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 AM
@cristian.wtf Im confused, what should this smell like? 🤔
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CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
IT IS WORKING
CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF
CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU
THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT
AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN
can't believe I gotta say this shit every year, but stop fuckin posting photos of you 10 years ago next to photos now, you're just training the AI robots, same as every other fuckin time
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
can't believe I gotta say this shit every year, but stop fuckin posting photos of you 10 years ago next to photos now, you're just training the AI robots, same as every other fuckin time
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January 17, 2026 at 6:26 AM
As I head into my 40th spin around the sun, I feel like I just need more time for everything.
My mind and body definitely aren't as fast as they used to be, I need more time to recover from doing things. Stuff just takes me more time to do, but the amount of time available hasn't changed.
My mind and body definitely aren't as fast as they used to be, I need more time to recover from doing things. Stuff just takes me more time to do, but the amount of time available hasn't changed.
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
As I head into my 40th spin around the sun, I feel like I just need more time for everything.
My mind and body definitely aren't as fast as they used to be, I need more time to recover from doing things. Stuff just takes me more time to do, but the amount of time available hasn't changed.
My mind and body definitely aren't as fast as they used to be, I need more time to recover from doing things. Stuff just takes me more time to do, but the amount of time available hasn't changed.
January 8, 2026 at 6:10 AM
They should make a Cassowary pokemon that refuses to get into it's ball and will kick other trainers in the head
11/10 no notes I will have 6 and fuck up every stupid preschooler who wants to fight
11/10 no notes I will have 6 and fuck up every stupid preschooler who wants to fight
January 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
They should make a Cassowary pokemon that refuses to get into it's ball and will kick other trainers in the head
11/10 no notes I will have 6 and fuck up every stupid preschooler who wants to fight
11/10 no notes I will have 6 and fuck up every stupid preschooler who wants to fight
what is this swamp-ass humidity bullshit outside
I walked 500m down the road and it would have been a drier experience to jump in the pool
I walked 500m down the road and it would have been a drier experience to jump in the pool
January 6, 2026 at 4:25 AM
what is this swamp-ass humidity bullshit outside
I walked 500m down the road and it would have been a drier experience to jump in the pool
I walked 500m down the road and it would have been a drier experience to jump in the pool
I should watch KR Saber again, that shit ruled
January 5, 2026 at 2:50 AM
I should watch KR Saber again, that shit ruled
I don't have to do anything today why am I awake before 9am this is bullshit
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I don't have to do anything today why am I awake before 9am this is bullshit
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The confusion and conflation of ‘generative ai that is built on stolen artwork’ and ‘machine learning, character behaviour modelling and proc gen’ is intentional on the part of the grifters peddling the former. They benefit from murkiness of classification, because the latter predates their bollocks
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The constant push for generative AI by companies and CEOs feels like this classic dril tweet but instead of racism it's AI slop
December 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The constant push for generative AI by companies and CEOs feels like this classic dril tweet but instead of racism it's AI slop
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Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Extraordinary courage from Ahmed al Ahmed, a Muslim, 43-year-old father of two, who bravely risked his life to save his neighbors celebrating Hanukkah.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
Praying for his full & speedy recovery.
And so deeply inspired by his example.
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Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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i’ll annoy people about it till the end of time but yakuza fans really would love kamen rider
December 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
i’ll annoy people about it till the end of time but yakuza fans really would love kamen rider
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The original article this article is leeching off of and voiding of context for ragebait points.
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
Wallace and Gromit creator reveals whether Aardman Animations will use AI in future - and what they won’t compromise on
Two iconic animated pals reunite on the Radio Times Christmas cover, as Nick Park brings festive clay magic to life.
www.radiotimes.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The original article this article is leeching off of and voiding of context for ragebait points.
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
It's a nothing statement, Aardman isn't switching to ai. The kind of "ai" here is the same automation stuff we've had for years, but renamed ai to attract investors.
www.radiotimes.com/movies/walla...
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Out of nearly 100 qrts, there was EXACTLY one that rightfully called out this article as clickbait and provided a contextual screenshot of what they actually meant
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Out of nearly 100 qrts, there was EXACTLY one that rightfully called out this article as clickbait and provided a contextual screenshot of what they actually meant
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
This isn't Gen AI, nor is it a misinformed executive. It's the same team that weathered the CGI boom saying they're ready for round two
@jearum.bsky.social Hey duder, hope things are going well!
My D&D game (that you did art for) is doing a timeskip/reset, so I'll be after some new character art in 2026!
Let us know if you're still doing commissions and if your rates have changed/updated, and I'll reach out once I have an idea!
My D&D game (that you did art for) is doing a timeskip/reset, so I'll be after some new character art in 2026!
Let us know if you're still doing commissions and if your rates have changed/updated, and I'll reach out once I have an idea!
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 AM
@jearum.bsky.social Hey duder, hope things are going well!
My D&D game (that you did art for) is doing a timeskip/reset, so I'll be after some new character art in 2026!
Let us know if you're still doing commissions and if your rates have changed/updated, and I'll reach out once I have an idea!
My D&D game (that you did art for) is doing a timeskip/reset, so I'll be after some new character art in 2026!
Let us know if you're still doing commissions and if your rates have changed/updated, and I'll reach out once I have an idea!
Not sure making a mega gardevoir drink bottle for people to put all in and around their mouth was a good idea, but they did it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Not sure making a mega gardevoir drink bottle for people to put all in and around their mouth was a good idea, but they did it anyway
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a Gen Alpha meme that only uncs can decipher.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
a Gen Alpha meme that only uncs can decipher.
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Every store I’ve ever spent money at emailing me in the lead up to Black Friday
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Every store I’ve ever spent money at emailing me in the lead up to Black Friday
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fucking give her some smooches too
Dispatch fuckin rules
I'm a huge sucker for a found family/I can fix them kinda story and oh boy does it deliver one of those.
Not sure I can do a second/more playthroughs and choose alternate paths right away, but will definitely check them out a bit later on.
I'm a huge sucker for a found family/I can fix them kinda story and oh boy does it deliver one of those.
Not sure I can do a second/more playthroughs and choose alternate paths right away, but will definitely check them out a bit later on.
November 13, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Dispatch fuckin rules
I'm a huge sucker for a found family/I can fix them kinda story and oh boy does it deliver one of those.
Not sure I can do a second/more playthroughs and choose alternate paths right away, but will definitely check them out a bit later on.
I'm a huge sucker for a found family/I can fix them kinda story and oh boy does it deliver one of those.
Not sure I can do a second/more playthroughs and choose alternate paths right away, but will definitely check them out a bit later on.