Polkaspots
@polkaspots.bsky.social
18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/Portlandian🌵
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
It's not nearly cold enough to sneak into the bathroom to hit your vape instead of going outside.
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
It's not nearly cold enough to sneak into the bathroom to hit your vape instead of going outside.
Adding limericks to the ever-growing list of things AI can't handle.
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Adding limericks to the ever-growing list of things AI can't handle.
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
How hard is it to help me write a dirty get-well-soon limerick?!
today i learned Excel is an esport 😳 #excel #esports #microsoftexcel
TikTok video by Andy Jiang
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December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Weredog sent a final warning email and got me. 😭
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Weredog sent a final warning email and got me. 😭
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
STRFKR + Phantogram
Death Cab for Cutie + Postal Service
Gorillaz
Caravan Palace
Jason Mraz
(Kind of cheating with a couple of double headers, but they were so good!)
STRFKR + Phantogram
Death Cab for Cutie + Postal Service
Gorillaz
Caravan Palace
Jason Mraz
(Kind of cheating with a couple of double headers, but they were so good!)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
Men I Trust
Night Tapes
Clairo
Ethel Cain
Caravan Palace
(And that’s only within the last year)
Men I Trust
Night Tapes
Clairo
Ethel Cain
Caravan Palace
(And that’s only within the last year)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
Nine Inch Nails
Foo fighters
Queens of the stone age
King Crimson
SUUNS
Nine Inch Nails
Foo fighters
Queens of the stone age
King Crimson
SUUNS
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to!
STRFKR + Phantogram
Death Cab for Cutie + Postal Service
Gorillaz
Caravan Palace
Jason Mraz
(Kind of cheating with a couple of double headers, but they were so good!)
STRFKR + Phantogram
Death Cab for Cutie + Postal Service
Gorillaz
Caravan Palace
Jason Mraz
(Kind of cheating with a couple of double headers, but they were so good!)
The key to winning Christmas music challenges is not to tell people you're playing.
December 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The key to winning Christmas music challenges is not to tell people you're playing.
Logging into F-List for Cyber Monday.
December 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Logging into F-List for Cyber Monday.
Playing through the archive and I used one of my secondary words as my starter on a whim. 🤯
I wonder what the best unused starter word is. I imagine most of the good ones have been used.
Archive October 1, 2025
Wordle 1,565 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I wonder what the best unused starter word is. I imagine most of the good ones have been used.
Archive October 1, 2025
Wordle 1,565 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
December 1, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Playing through the archive and I used one of my secondary words as my starter on a whim. 🤯
I wonder what the best unused starter word is. I imagine most of the good ones have been used.
Archive October 1, 2025
Wordle 1,565 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I wonder what the best unused starter word is. I imagine most of the good ones have been used.
Archive October 1, 2025
Wordle 1,565 1/6
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
"Cyber Monday starts now!"
Can you really not come up with a cutesy name for Saturday?
Can you really not come up with a cutesy name for Saturday?
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"Cyber Monday starts now!"
Can you really not come up with a cutesy name for Saturday?
Can you really not come up with a cutesy name for Saturday?
😎
Wordle 1,617 2/6
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,617 2/6
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
😎
Wordle 1,617 2/6
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 1,617 2/6
🟨⬜⬜🟨⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Oh, sweet summer child.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh, sweet summer child.
"There is no 'plan to save the world' or insane 4D chess game."
Guys, they upset MTG so badly that she disavowed one of her favorite conspiracy theories.
(Not any of the other horrible stuff she believes in or wants to do, of course.)
Guys, they upset MTG so badly that she disavowed one of her favorite conspiracy theories.
(Not any of the other horrible stuff she believes in or wants to do, of course.)
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"There is no 'plan to save the world' or insane 4D chess game."
Guys, they upset MTG so badly that she disavowed one of her favorite conspiracy theories.
(Not any of the other horrible stuff she believes in or wants to do, of course.)
Guys, they upset MTG so badly that she disavowed one of her favorite conspiracy theories.
(Not any of the other horrible stuff she believes in or wants to do, of course.)
Pretty sure I still have my Kyogre pre-order coin around somewhere!
On this day in 2002, 23 years ago, Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire were first released.
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
These games started the third generation and introduced 135 new Pokémon. It told the story of you stopping Team Aqua or Team Magma
www.serebii.net/rubysapphire/
November 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Pretty sure I still have my Kyogre pre-order coin around somewhere!
The thing that I think is wild about Dave Ramsey is that he refuses to change his advice when the market changes.
Used car prices are not that much better than new these days and interest rates are higher for used cars.
www.thestreet.com/automotive/d...
Used car prices are not that much better than new these days and interest rates are higher for used cars.
www.thestreet.com/automotive/d...
www.thestreet.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The thing that I think is wild about Dave Ramsey is that he refuses to change his advice when the market changes.
Used car prices are not that much better than new these days and interest rates are higher for used cars.
www.thestreet.com/automotive/d...
Used car prices are not that much better than new these days and interest rates are higher for used cars.
www.thestreet.com/automotive/d...
In Dallas the week before TFF and in PDX the weekend of TFF. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In Dallas the week before TFF and in PDX the weekend of TFF. 😭
When the twink says it's his turn to be on top.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When the twink says it's his turn to be on top.
SMH, looks like they took away his warrior ethos
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
SMH, looks like they took away his warrior ethos
Sure, your mom screwed Santa, but do I have to hear you sing about it overhead in the Best Buy?
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Sure, your mom screwed Santa, but do I have to hear you sing about it overhead in the Best Buy?
Uh... have you tried fucking foreplay?
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Uh... have you tried fucking foreplay?
I want to go back to the time when even the people who thought a "war on drugs" was a good idea understood that it was metaphorical.
www.newsweek.com/trump-mexico...
www.newsweek.com/trump-mexico...
Donald Trump says US strikes in Mexico "OK" with him
Trump says he’s open to launching strikes inside Mexico to fight drug trafficking, saying that he’s “not happy with Mexico.”
www.newsweek.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I want to go back to the time when even the people who thought a "war on drugs" was a good idea understood that it was metaphorical.
www.newsweek.com/trump-mexico...
www.newsweek.com/trump-mexico...
Had to order some new grey sweatpants for ✨ Grey Sweatpants Season!✨
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Had to order some new grey sweatpants for ✨ Grey Sweatpants Season!✨
Pupdate: Someone is domain squatting this for $100. No, I definitely didn't think about buying it.
Accidentally typed in "futaffinity.net" into the browser bar and that would have been a very different experience than I was after.
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Pupdate: Someone is domain squatting this for $100. No, I definitely didn't think about buying it.
As a guy who always has to ask the artist to make my cock bigger, I'm a big fan of guys who always have to ask the artist to make their cock smaller. 💕
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
As a guy who always has to ask the artist to make my cock bigger, I'm a big fan of guys who always have to ask the artist to make their cock smaller. 💕