Polkaspots
@polkaspots.bsky.social
18+ Account 🌵30-somethin'/gay(he/him)/Portlandian🌵
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
Just a spotty doggo doing spotty doggo things, nbd.
Oh, sweet summer child.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Oh, sweet summer child.
In Dallas the week before TFF and in PDX the weekend of TFF. 😭
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
In Dallas the week before TFF and in PDX the weekend of TFF. 😭
When the twink says it's his turn to be on top.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
When the twink says it's his turn to be on top.
SMH, looks like they took away his warrior ethos
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
SMH, looks like they took away his warrior ethos
He's hoisting his flag of defiance
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
He's hoisting his flag of defiance
Uh... have you tried fucking foreplay?
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Uh... have you tried fucking foreplay?
I really miss quarterly releases. The game was so much better when there were three sets built around a self-contained story and a new base set every year.
I had to stop well before this point, but I can't imagine seven (?!) standard legal sets per year with a three year rotation schedule.
I had to stop well before this point, but I can't imagine seven (?!) standard legal sets per year with a three year rotation schedule.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I really miss quarterly releases. The game was so much better when there were three sets built around a self-contained story and a new base set every year.
I had to stop well before this point, but I can't imagine seven (?!) standard legal sets per year with a three year rotation schedule.
I had to stop well before this point, but I can't imagine seven (?!) standard legal sets per year with a three year rotation schedule.
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It needed to be said.
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It needed to be said.
Repost to scare a fox
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Repost to scare a fox
"Wow, I feel like I've been making some really good progress in Suramar. I wonder how close I am to finishing!"
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November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
"Wow, I feel like I've been making some really good progress in Suramar. I wonder how close I am to finishing!"
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Been awhile, but... Happy Hogposting Day!!!
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Been awhile, but... Happy Hogposting Day!!!
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I'd rather Arcanine be the one doing the showering. 🥴
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I'd rather Arcanine be the one doing the showering. 🥴
"The characters have no soul."
October 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"The characters have no soul."
This is going to be my final timerunner for the season. We're going for the “level to 80 before your name gets reported and reset” challenge.
October 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is going to be my final timerunner for the season. We're going for the “level to 80 before your name gets reported and reset” challenge.
I know that feeling, bud.
October 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I know that feeling, bud.
I get why reusing assets is a good idea, but is this a peephole on the bathroom door? 😳
October 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I get why reusing assets is a good idea, but is this a peephole on the bathroom door? 😳
I don't even have words for this one.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don't even have words for this one.
Every day we stray further from God's light.
October 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Every day we stray further from God's light.
In what world have they "been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues?"
Also, even if they have, maybe we generally don't need to let the thing that's convincing people to free the basilisk and divorce their partners run hog wild with people's sexual fantasies?
Also, even if they have, maybe we generally don't need to let the thing that's convincing people to free the basilisk and divorce their partners run hog wild with people's sexual fantasies?
October 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
In what world have they "been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues?"
Also, even if they have, maybe we generally don't need to let the thing that's convincing people to free the basilisk and divorce their partners run hog wild with people's sexual fantasies?
Also, even if they have, maybe we generally don't need to let the thing that's convincing people to free the basilisk and divorce their partners run hog wild with people's sexual fantasies?
This literally never happened.
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This literally never happened.
"niche retirement destinations"
October 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
"niche retirement destinations"