documentation is a creation though.

Humor isn't like murder, or reading the bible. You don't get credit just for trying.

I'm certain that the answers will be no and no, due to them never actually claiming to be lawyers. It would be the same as how a company producing tarot cards can't be held liable for giving bad investment advice.

The problem being, they really do work. Like they are effective marketing. Something to do with people believing that rich people are good with money or whatever. Usually the match is already made or committed to - but phrasing it like that *does* get results.

I think a tattoo takes more than twenty seconds.

Every time I get something from a charity shop they tell me not to forget my receipt and I have to wonder who the hell is asking them for refunds.

I love that you bought a door to match

I'm refusing to my job whilst wearing a clown costume because.

I think they've just taken the median gross, called it median disposable and hoped that you wouldn't notice?

I had a similar experience when I thought I'd invented a new number.

This really made me chuckle

The thing that bothers me is that even if its true it doesn't hold up as a point. Like wht spend time concocting a story if its not going to occur to you that a car and a house cost different amounts.

Well did you egg the house?

Ah but, the latter is easier to spell.