Pol etc
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A thousand feet tall and made of radiation. They/them.
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Pol etc
@polpolpol.bsky.social
· Dec 6
I don't eat meat but I'm wondering if I could start hunting for sport just because that would be a new and interesting position to take.
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Humor isn't like murder, or reading the bible. You don't get credit just for trying.
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Humor isn't like murder, or reading the bible. You don't get credit just for trying.
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Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
July 31, 2023 at 3:21 AM
Me living by the sword: Swords rule
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
Me dying by the sword: Ugheueghhh
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You today: I should have had more fun when I was younger
You when you were younger: I hope I survive until 8pm when I plan to watch a television show as the sole balm to the terror of existence
You when you were younger: I hope I survive until 8pm when I plan to watch a television show as the sole balm to the terror of existence
July 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You today: I should have had more fun when I was younger
You when you were younger: I hope I survive until 8pm when I plan to watch a television show as the sole balm to the terror of existence
You when you were younger: I hope I survive until 8pm when I plan to watch a television show as the sole balm to the terror of existence
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Someone said to me "I s'pose you'd be too young to remember teletext" so I'm going to be riding that high all week.
May 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Someone said to me "I s'pose you'd be too young to remember teletext" so I'm going to be riding that high all week.
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A frugal living tip, you can put your pizza crusts into a cup of water on the window sill and they will grow into pizza after a couple weeks!
September 17, 2024 at 9:26 PM
A frugal living tip, you can put your pizza crusts into a cup of water on the window sill and they will grow into pizza after a couple weeks!
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Privacy nightmare unlocked.
March 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Privacy nightmare unlocked.
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Warren Zevon voice:
I saw John Kerry eating at McDonald’s the other day and he was crying into his spicy mcchicken and praying
March 9, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Warren Zevon voice:
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someone telling you about an interaction they had with an AI chatbot is several degrees of magnitude worse than someone telling you about a dream
February 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
someone telling you about an interaction they had with an AI chatbot is several degrees of magnitude worse than someone telling you about a dream
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Happy "Microsoft trying to force CoPilot subs" day in the UK for all who celebrate.
(They just pinged me my renewal notice with it carefully worded to sound like a compulsory general price increase).
1) Go to your account page
2) Hit cancel
3) Change sub back.
(They just pinged me my renewal notice with it carefully worded to sound like a compulsory general price increase).
1) Go to your account page
2) Hit cancel
3) Change sub back.
February 6, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Happy "Microsoft trying to force CoPilot subs" day in the UK for all who celebrate.
(They just pinged me my renewal notice with it carefully worded to sound like a compulsory general price increase).
1) Go to your account page
2) Hit cancel
3) Change sub back.
(They just pinged me my renewal notice with it carefully worded to sound like a compulsory general price increase).
1) Go to your account page
2) Hit cancel
3) Change sub back.
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This is the first piece of genuine art a.i. has produced.
January 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This is the first piece of genuine art a.i. has produced.
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Can't reintroduce beavers to the UK because that's Tory policy but we can have another round of Tory austerity because fuck you
No 10 blocks beaver release plan as officials view it as ’Tory legacy’
No 10 blocks beaver release plan as officials view it as ’Tory legacy’
Exclusive: Natural England furious that years of work has been undone, with minister urged to push policy through
Downing Street has blocked plans to release wild beavers in England because officials view it as a “Tory legacy”, the Guardian can reveal.…
www.theguardian.com
January 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Can't reintroduce beavers to the UK because that's Tory policy but we can have another round of Tory austerity because fuck you
Had an incredibly efficient trip to A&E to confirm my wrist wasn't broken. Got an x ray done so fast that I didn't even get to take the afternoon off work. Nice to know that some things do work as they're supposed to.
January 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Had an incredibly efficient trip to A&E to confirm my wrist wasn't broken. Got an x ray done so fast that I didn't even get to take the afternoon off work. Nice to know that some things do work as they're supposed to.
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the ideal bluesky interaction
December 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM
the ideal bluesky interaction
Are we still doing Christmas tomorrow? Could someone check if that is still on?
December 24, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Are we still doing Christmas tomorrow? Could someone check if that is still on?
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a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
December 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
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Instead of giving in to consumerism this Christmas, why not give your friends and family the gift of a conversation starter? It costs nothing but the intellectual value is incalculable.
December 17, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Instead of giving in to consumerism this Christmas, why not give your friends and family the gift of a conversation starter? It costs nothing but the intellectual value is incalculable.
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Civilisation. Damn you Sid Myer.
If you ever snap and kill a CEO what game will the media blame for your actions
December 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Civilisation. Damn you Sid Myer.
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I don't eat meat but I'm wondering if I could start hunting for sport just because that would be a new and interesting position to take.
December 6, 2024 at 7:55 AM
I don't eat meat but I'm wondering if I could start hunting for sport just because that would be a new and interesting position to take.
This is an easily resolvable paradox. In the Sopranos universe, the Gilmore Girls is a TV show, but in the Gilmore Girls universe the Sopranos are real, they're just making a reference to a real thing that exists for them.
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 PM
This is an easily resolvable paradox. In the Sopranos universe, the Gilmore Girls is a TV show, but in the Gilmore Girls universe the Sopranos are real, they're just making a reference to a real thing that exists for them.
I've been living in Leeds for a year now, I think I might try using "owt" in a sentence.
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 AM
I've been living in Leeds for a year now, I think I might try using "owt" in a sentence.
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A cute Karl Marx’s Capital clutch bag, yours for a cool sum of £1346.84.
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
A cute Karl Marx’s Capital clutch bag, yours for a cool sum of £1346.84.
I'm on a mission to find the social media app that is least bad for me. I know the awnser is none of them but
November 19, 2024 at 7:12 AM
I'm on a mission to find the social media app that is least bad for me. I know the awnser is none of them but