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One of my more Hater Delight things is seeing people get atrocious tattoos on very visible parts of their body that were very clearly done by their uncle Larry in his shed while he's coked out of his mind
July 9, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Am I the only person on planet earth who was not aware that Meghan Markle was an actress. I thought she was just like, a supermarket cashier who married into royalty
July 8, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Repressed memories being triggered like YUH
July 8, 2023 at 6:26 PM
I should be put down
July 8, 2023 at 3:23 AM
That thick gelatinous buildup of plaque on your tongue is absolutely exquisite, princess
July 7, 2023 at 3:09 PM
If I could start feeling better about myself soon that would be great lol 👍
July 6, 2023 at 9:29 PM
Hannibal should come out with just one more episode and it'll be Hannibal and Will sucking each other off
July 6, 2023 at 6:07 PM
Look at them. Look at my children from long ago, being cute
July 6, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Euuuggghhhh my freakin TUMMY HURTS!! SURELY CAN'T BE FROM EATING A WHOLE PACK OF SOUR PATCH KIDS
July 5, 2023 at 11:40 PM
Just something to take the edge off
July 5, 2023 at 9:05 PM
Posting hole and balls at 200k
July 5, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Reposted by hot sam and cheese
July 5, 2023 at 3:36 PM
Thinking about the time when I was perhaps 8 or 9 years old and my dad's very drunk friend let me drive us in his golf cart and I crashed us headfirst into a tree immediately
July 5, 2023 at 4:28 AM
I love ordering my little skincare items from the overseas online pharmacy that only accepts payment via checking and routing number or bitcoin and takes a month to get here
July 5, 2023 at 4:04 AM
we are both just trying our best
July 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
Anyway I'm trying to befriend a girl whose BFF was also my former BFF and the former BFF hates both of us now. Will it blossom into a beautiful friendship? Who knows but at least we may get the chance to bitch about it
July 5, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Unfortunately plan on being more annoying here and treating it like a private twitter account
July 5, 2023 at 12:49 AM
God gives his toughest battles to his tightest baddies 😩👉👌💦
July 4, 2023 at 10:28 PM
Fart smella
July 4, 2023 at 8:58 PM
They should make cigarettes that are good for you and whiten your teeth and improve your lung health and smell good. Just an idea
July 4, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Taking this opportunity to have a cool new handle that more accurately represents who I am as a person (haunting and silly)
July 4, 2023 at 11:55 AM
I am very normal. Except for the brain damage
July 4, 2023 at 1:24 AM