Erica
LightNews LightNews
banner
pomme.cafe
Erica
@pomme.cafe
570 followers 1K following 1.7K posts
Probably old enough to be your mom. Refuses to act like it. | It's okay. I think I'm weird and off-putting too.

Be kind to each other, you fucks.

Kiaru @ WrA

May occasionally hornypost so like... 🔞, y'know?
Posts Replies Media Videos
pomme.cafe
The system goes on-line November 11, 2025. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 4:20pm.
A code snippet with humorous commentary reads, “Something’s holding ahk open. Let’s kill it with extreme prejudice and retry.” Below it, a PowerShell command is shown: `Get-Process | Where-Object { $_.Path -like "*dotfiles-win*" } | Stop-Process -Force -ErrorAction SilentlyContinue` The command forcefully terminates any process whose path matches “dotfiles-win,” suppressing error messages.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
pomme.cafe
You got me there. I'm lazy and just use a pre-packaged one.
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
pomme.cafe
A secret third thing.
iTerm2 running Helix editor with the default (very purple) theme showing an ASCII art version of a Red Panda sticker with a shocked expression; original art by Yookey.
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
pomme.cafe
bleps at you in eink
October 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
pomme.cafe
Okay okay so I’ve seen this looping pattern a bunch now. Is this just the pen nerd equivalent of the cool S?
Doodles in purple ink on a post-it. My penmanship is very bad.
September 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
pomme.cafe
September 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
pomme.cafe
Oh no.
A desk scene shows a fountain pen filled with purple ink, its cap removed, lying next to a notebook. The open page has handwritten text that reads, “Oh no / Erica has a new hobby? / I like purple.” A bottle of Diamine “Imperial Purple” fountain pen ink sits nearby, along with a paper towel stained with purple ink blotches. A keyboard and part of a leather folio are visible in the background.
September 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
pomme.cafe
What flavour is your sona?
September 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
pomme.cafe
Big "For Sale: XBox Box" energy.
An online shopping listing shows a pair of black IFECCO-branded headphones labeled as "Fake Bone Conduction Headphones, Not an Officially Sold Product." The item has a 3.9-star rating from 37 reviews, with over 50 purchased in the past month. The price is \$23.99, marked down from \$26.59, with free delivery estimated between September 19 and October 14. A yellow "Add to cart" button is shown at the bottom.
August 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
pomme.cafe
4pc is just *insane* raid healing. What the fuck.
A World of Warcraft combat log breakdown shows healing or damage sources with percentages. The top contributors are Harmonic Surge (82.10M, 16.8%), Ancient Teachings (62.63M, 12.8%), Ethereal Guard (61.71M, 12.6%), another Ancient Teachings entry (50.35M, 10.3%), Gust of Mists (32.03M, 6.5% and 30.85M, 6.3%), Twisted Mana Sprite (26.23M, 5.4%), and Aspect of Harmony (20.79M, 4.2%). Target breakdown shows Kiaru (52.55M, 10.7%) and Oraeria-MoonGuard (42.23M, 8.6%). Under pets, Jade Serpent Statue contributed 260.0K (0.0%).
August 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
pomme.cafe
August 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
pomme.cafe
Post something from your camera roll that comes up when you search yellow car.

(I'm sorry for inflicting any psychic damage.)
A bright yellow Ford Mustang GT is seen from behind at a stoplight. It has a Texas license plate that reads “MURRICA” and features a "50 Years" Mustang emblem. A “TRUMP Make America Great Again” bumper sticker is placed above the GT badge. The photo captures a typical street scene with other vehicles ahead and visible gas price signs in the background.
August 23, 2025 at 6:45 AM
pomme.cafe
Depends. Do you find this sexually arousing?
Grilled cheese sandwiches in a pan.
August 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
pomme.cafe
An image macro meme features a character from the anime *K-On!* holding a wine bottle and glass while wearing a hoodie with a snail design. The top text reads “**YEAR OF THE LINUX DESKTOP**” and the bottom simply says “**BOTTOM TEXT**,” humorously mimicking the meme template without adding a meaningful punchline.
August 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
pomme.cafe
I should call her…

…and her wife.
A car odometer displays 69420 km, a number that humorously combines two internet-favorite numbers: 69 and 420. The photo also shows a glowing green indicator of a car with arrows, indicating engine ready. The dashboard surface is dusty.
August 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
pomme.cafe
Behold, the elusive Titan's Grip Mistweaver.
August 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
pomme.cafe
It took me a moment to realize this wasn’t like… Vietnamese or something.
A stylized banner displays the phrase “ENDS IN: NANH NANM NANS” in bold blue text on a white background. The sequence appears to be a glitch or placeholder for a countdown timer that failed to render correctly.
August 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
pomme.cafe
POV: You're about to have your girl stolen by possibly the gayest little fox.
August 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
pomme.cafe
Yikes. OpenAI had a bad over-correction between 4o and 5. They went from "too friendly" to "HAL 9000".
Screenshot of a terminal and chat interface on a SteamOS (Linux) system. In the terminal, the user runs `cargo build --release` in the `~/lsfg-vk/ui` directory, receiving a warning about setting `PKG_CONFIG_PATH` for `glib-2.0.pc` and a build failure message. The chat shows the assistant refusing to ignore curated rules about updating `~/dotfiles`, explaining that installs/removals must follow a sync workflow. The environment details list OS, shell, PWD, and HOME paths.
August 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
pomme.cafe
Praise Helix
The Helix Editor logo
August 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
pomme.cafe
A chat screenshot shows one person saying, "yes but you gotta like, go to work and stuff." The reply includes an image of a coyote staring intensely while standing in front of bottles of SoBe Lean in a store display, followed by the text "says who" at 9:18 PM.
August 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
pomme.cafe
"Eh. I've got time for one more random run. My DK is still parked out there..."
A World of Warcraft loot log shows multiple high-value item drops in quick succession, including Fal'inrush, Defender of Quel'thalas, Archus, Greatstaff of Antonidas, Heaven's Fall, Kryss of a Thousand Lies, Conqueror's Mark of Sanctification, Invincible's Reins, and Call of the Frozen Blade, along with 35 gold, 90 silver, and 77 copper.
July 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
pomme.cafe
I know I'm cringe, but this shit is next level.
A World of Warcraft character tooltip shows a Level 63 Human Mage named Trumpswoman from a partially obscured server name. The character belongs to the Alliance faction and is targeting an enemy named Underbat. The interface includes colored text and a green health bar at the bottom.
July 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
pomme.cafe
Was trying to get liquid out of this stupid thing.
July 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
pomme.cafe
Hah! I don’t need AI to disappoint my dates.
Screenshot of a VICE article titled “People Are Using AI to Flirt on Dating Apps—Then Disappointing Their Dates,” written by Luis Prada and published on July 10, 2025, at 10:09am. The image below the headline shows a man animatedly talking while a woman beside him looks visibly unimpressed and disinterested, resting her head on her hand. The image is credited to MDV Edwards/Getty Images.
July 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM