Happy Festivus to all that celebrate 
December 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Happy Festivus to all that celebrate 
looks like i'm gonna have to get a job.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
looks like i'm gonna have to get a job.
this is your brain on X, the everything app:
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is your brain on X, the everything app:
just another day on X, the everything app
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
just another day on X, the everything app
i'm sorry, but this is just cartoonishly evil
The Sun has been told Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood will on Monday propose confiscating jewellery, watches, necklaces from asylum seekers to meet asylum costs
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
This reflects the most controversial aspect of the Danish scheme - the Jewellery Law. The toughest Labour MPs thought this was OTT
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
i'm sorry, but this is just cartoonishly evil
goddamn the new CoD is bad, people weren't kidding lol
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
goddamn the new CoD is bad, people weren't kidding lol
Always 2 weeks with this guy
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Always 2 weeks with this guy
The NYT has a bad case of Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The NYT has a bad case of Mamdani Derangement Syndrome
permission to lib out?
October 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
permission to lib out?
Told my coworker I was “Looking into it” (I didn’t look into it)
September 23, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Told my coworker I was “Looking into it” (I didn’t look into it)