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Pontifex Goblaine
@pontifexgoblaine.bsky.social
First and only head of the Church of Goblaine. Worship the now, join us. (pronounced Gawb-lane)
Hark, great dream weavers! May you guide us untoward your great realm with the sacred objects of comfort as our offering!
February 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
February 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Temptation has won this time. Goblaine forgive me.
January 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Welp back to prison, ill be less active for a bit :)
December 18, 2024 at 9:23 PM
Grilling for the brothers and sisters of the church tonight, anybody want some?
December 1, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Post your favorite Pokemon, wrong answers only.
November 25, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I, keeper of the grove.
November 24, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I did this on the “other” site, but I love talking about my trash music taste so i’ll do it again here
November 10, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Hard to see in the photos, but on lunch break we were treated to a nice dolphin show! Remember my dearest flock, good memories are never expected, they will find you. As Goblaine intends. Praise be!
November 9, 2024 at 3:33 PM
Enjoying my time with my friends, helping the people of The Swamp in which I inhabit. Spread love, kindness, and compassion. Consider this your post card :) Praise be,
The Pontifex
November 9, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Id come for spiritual aid but these walls are too damn high! It’s like they don’t want us leaving this wretched place!
November 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Only been gone one day and they locked my ass up
November 2, 2024 at 12:44 AM
How the idea of “The Forest” came to be (irl). Theres more, but I don’t like talking about it as it involves some pretty severe trauma. You will all be in my prayers as I go forth to help my fellow swamp folk. Praise be, and remember: Goblaine will always be with you. Love, and be loved
-PG
November 1, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Those nasty Ne'er-do-wells are at it again, remain vigilant
November 1, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Who sings for you, this most blessed night? Be the best you can be,
-The Pontifex 🖤
October 23, 2024 at 12:52 AM