Pontifex Goblaine
@pontifexgoblaine.bsky.social
First and only head of the Church of Goblaine. Worship the now, join us. (pronounced Gawb-lane)
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Step one: evoke the sacred names: “Before me, Goblaine. Behind me, Derelictus. To my right hand, Serenity. To my left hand, Silvia.” Step two: align the point of your dagger to the north. Step three: pour cereal. Step four: pour milk. Step five: enjoy!
Suffering is so easy to come across these days. If there is one thing you can take seriously from me, it’s that I want you to seek joy, love, happiness, and all those other fun emotions. And when you find them, cherish them, no matter how long they last.
February 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Suffering is so easy to come across these days. If there is one thing you can take seriously from me, it’s that I want you to seek joy, love, happiness, and all those other fun emotions. And when you find them, cherish them, no matter how long they last.
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February 25, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Gravestones tell many tales, most of which end in tragedy. I for one hope mine says something along the lines of “Learned to let sleeping bears lie.” Can be taken literally or figuratively, but I certainly won’t be there to tell ya what it means.
February 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Gravestones tell many tales, most of which end in tragedy. I for one hope mine says something along the lines of “Learned to let sleeping bears lie.” Can be taken literally or figuratively, but I certainly won’t be there to tell ya what it means.
Goblaine requires no sacrifice. Keeps no attendance records. Doth not want thee to donate tithes. If you try your best to be good, she loves you. It really is that simple.
February 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Goblaine requires no sacrifice. Keeps no attendance records. Doth not want thee to donate tithes. If you try your best to be good, she loves you. It really is that simple.
Hark, great dream weavers! May you guide us untoward your great realm with the sacred objects of comfort as our offering!
February 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Hark, great dream weavers! May you guide us untoward your great realm with the sacred objects of comfort as our offering!
You can tug and bend the threads woven throughout the tapestry of fate, but never can you sever the ties.
February 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You can tug and bend the threads woven throughout the tapestry of fate, but never can you sever the ties.
Impermanence should be the greatest motivator rather than a reason for despair. While everything ends eventually, that shouldn’t be a reason to stop trying to make the future better.
February 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Impermanence should be the greatest motivator rather than a reason for despair. While everything ends eventually, that shouldn’t be a reason to stop trying to make the future better.
There needs to be an Enchanted Forest podcast. I would love to listen to my whimsical friends talk of their life experiences. If I had the time I’d make it so! If someone does, let a goblin guest, I know just the one :)
February 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
There needs to be an Enchanted Forest podcast. I would love to listen to my whimsical friends talk of their life experiences. If I had the time I’d make it so! If someone does, let a goblin guest, I know just the one :)
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Enchanting Prom!
February 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Enchanting Prom!
Pabst and Eric Clapton got me feeling nefarious.
February 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Pabst and Eric Clapton got me feeling nefarious.
To those new to my flock, Pontifex is my title, Goblaine is my papal name. Goblaine also happens to be the deity of whom I have dedicated my life to. This is because I like to make my life as difficult as possible.
February 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
To those new to my flock, Pontifex is my title, Goblaine is my papal name. Goblaine also happens to be the deity of whom I have dedicated my life to. This is because I like to make my life as difficult as possible.
All shish is kebabs but not all kebabs is shish? I may have to take some time for myself.
February 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
All shish is kebabs but not all kebabs is shish? I may have to take some time for myself.
Step one: evoke the sacred names: “Before me, Goblaine. Behind me, Derelictus. To my right hand, Serenity. To my left hand, Silvia.” Step two: align the point of your dagger to the north. Step three: pour cereal. Step four: pour milk. Step five: enjoy!
February 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Step one: evoke the sacred names: “Before me, Goblaine. Behind me, Derelictus. To my right hand, Serenity. To my left hand, Silvia.” Step two: align the point of your dagger to the north. Step three: pour cereal. Step four: pour milk. Step five: enjoy!
Her Holiness Goblaine loves you every day, not just on Valentines.
February 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Her Holiness Goblaine loves you every day, not just on Valentines.
How I arrived on Bluesky
February 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How I arrived on Bluesky
Tomorrow is a most holy day of love and togetherness. Goblaine teaches us we should love and be loved, so I implore you, express that love in whatever way you can! Romantically or not!
February 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Tomorrow is a most holy day of love and togetherness. Goblaine teaches us we should love and be loved, so I implore you, express that love in whatever way you can! Romantically or not!
Quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are
At most a 2. I try to kill with kindness and words more often than physical violence.
At most a 2. I try to kill with kindness and words more often than physical violence.
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
pretty sure im zero out of ten intimidating, no one’s ever been intimidated by me to my knowledge
pretty sure im zero out of ten intimidating, no one’s ever been intimidated by me to my knowledge
quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)
February 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are
At most a 2. I try to kill with kindness and words more often than physical violence.
At most a 2. I try to kill with kindness and words more often than physical violence.
Knowledge of the dark aids in the creation of light. Learn from sorrow, and create happiness for you and yours.
February 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Knowledge of the dark aids in the creation of light. Learn from sorrow, and create happiness for you and yours.
My dearest and most beloved son Ser Slugs-a-lot was involved in a head on salt pile collision and did not make it. May he rest peacefully within the comfortable and spacious booths of the Eternal Perkins™
February 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
My dearest and most beloved son Ser Slugs-a-lot was involved in a head on salt pile collision and did not make it. May he rest peacefully within the comfortable and spacious booths of the Eternal Perkins™
The mitre stays on whilst partaking in less than holy activities. How else will you know i’m a pope?
February 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The mitre stays on whilst partaking in less than holy activities. How else will you know i’m a pope?
You can’t force the world to change in a day. It will take years, life times even. For now, try to be the best you can, and focus on changing your immediate surroundings first.
February 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You can’t force the world to change in a day. It will take years, life times even. For now, try to be the best you can, and focus on changing your immediate surroundings first.
I love when The Swamp in which I inhabit gifts me a VIP meet and greet experience with a cockroach the size of a hamster.
February 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I love when The Swamp in which I inhabit gifts me a VIP meet and greet experience with a cockroach the size of a hamster.
Some nights are meant for consuming enough alcohol to dissociate! Remember to party safely and if you do anything extra fun, make sure you have sober witnesses/trip sitters. This has been a Pontifex Public Service Announcement (PPSA)
February 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Some nights are meant for consuming enough alcohol to dissociate! Remember to party safely and if you do anything extra fun, make sure you have sober witnesses/trip sitters. This has been a Pontifex Public Service Announcement (PPSA)
You are never out of the woods, so best make friends with the trees.
February 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
You are never out of the woods, so best make friends with the trees.
Don’t wait for good times to find you. Seek them out. For that is Goblaine’s will.
February 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Don’t wait for good times to find you. Seek them out. For that is Goblaine’s will.