The Tall Tales Tattler
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Wizard Alonzo Frinkelbaum is in a tight spot!
Wizard Alonzo Frinkelbaum is in a tight spot!
Horses Weekly:
Today is National Ride Your Horse to a Bar Day (really), which seems the perfect occasion to mention that my favourite Icelandic word about drunkenness is hestfær. In this context it means “drunk but still able to ride a horse”
April 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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March 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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This horse statuette in my DC hotel is too sexy! My kids are crying! #horses #sexyhorses #horsessexy #crying
March 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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My moths require new lamps...🧙
March 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My moths require new lamps...🧙
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EVERYONE LOOK
March 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
EVERYONE LOOK
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Their number grows.
March 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Their number grows.
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Who up studying the blade?
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
March 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Who up studying the blade?
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
#WeirdLittleMushroomFolk
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ive tried height potion to get taller, explosion potion to blow up Keebler trees, instant bake potion to skip baking and none of them worked !
March 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ive tried height potion to get taller, explosion potion to blow up Keebler trees, instant bake potion to skip baking and none of them worked !
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Selling magick back to the Enchanted Forest, what a grande idea... next stop: a shipment of ice to the Inuit people.
March 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Selling magick back to the Enchanted Forest, what a grande idea... next stop: a shipment of ice to the Inuit people.
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Hello... BWAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I want that D. That DENIM. Those 50" BOOTCUTs baby. I'll be your Belle Bottom.
March 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hello... BWAHAHAHA!
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March 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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For our Horses Weekly feature we have committed a Picrew:
March 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
For our Horses Weekly feature we have committed a Picrew:
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March 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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a show featuring these guys would go so hard
a small pony is playing with an orange ball in a field
ALT: a small pony is playing with an orange ball in a field
media.tenor.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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All of Jorge's grapes have just grown legs and marched out of his front door.
March 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All of Jorge's grapes have just grown legs and marched out of his front door.
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there were ten of us when we left to forage this morning but only six made it back, four gnomies were eaten by a carnivorous ent :(
March 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
there were ten of us when we left to forage this morning but only six made it back, four gnomies were eaten by a carnivorous ent :(