Mystic Lapine
@mysticlapine.bsky.social
PFP by @phobia.bsky.social
A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat.
Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University
lvl 38 Mystic Theurge
🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞
A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat.
Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University
lvl 38 Mystic Theurge
🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞
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Leap Year: Part 1 (Days 1-200) - YouTube
FREE PALESTINE Work in progress (which means songs may move around). It is a multimedia collage with one entry for every day of a leap year. It features allu...
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Hallo, I am Mystic Lapine and I make artisanal playlists on youtube that go deep into numerology, tarot, and things like that. My current project is to make a calendar playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift!!! I don't have a skit prepared this year!!! You're engaged now, and that's awesome!!! Very happy for Taylor Swift
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift!!! I don't have a skit prepared this year!!! You're engaged now, and that's awesome!!! Very happy for Taylor Swift
I'm not sure but I think the best way forward for the USA and the world at large is illegal to talk about, which is fun and also cool.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm not sure but I think the best way forward for the USA and the world at large is illegal to talk about, which is fun and also cool.
thinking about posting...
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
thinking about posting...
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the dark lord's about to get more got than they've ever gotten got before. and THIS lil buny's gonna get 'em
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
the dark lord's about to get more got than they've ever gotten got before. and THIS lil buny's gonna get 'em
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Think I scared everyone off like the scary old witch that I am
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Think I scared everyone off like the scary old witch that I am
Wizards cant resist a good pun. It's like this. A house of wax implies a house of wane. And since wizards can't resist a pun, if one were to search for the House of Wayne, they would find it. gameofthronesfanon.fandom.com/wiki/House_W...
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Wizards cant resist a good pun. It's like this. A house of wax implies a house of wane. And since wizards can't resist a pun, if one were to search for the House of Wayne, they would find it. gameofthronesfanon.fandom.com/wiki/House_W...
Cereal is a pun for Serial, like how a show might be a Serial. Sometimes when you see a cereal in a cartoon that cereal represents the cartoon its in or another cartoon, especially if it's a sugary cereal. Cereal factory is an animation studio in this context, etc.
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Cereal is a pun for Serial, like how a show might be a Serial. Sometimes when you see a cereal in a cartoon that cereal represents the cartoon its in or another cartoon, especially if it's a sugary cereal. Cereal factory is an animation studio in this context, etc.
ANYWAY I'm feeling much better now and I'm sorry to worry the denizens of the Enchanted Forest while I deal with the shadows and spooks eating out of my garbage can
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ANYWAY I'm feeling much better now and I'm sorry to worry the denizens of the Enchanted Forest while I deal with the shadows and spooks eating out of my garbage can
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bunnies world takeover. everyone is bunnies now. You 🫵 are bunnies now.
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
bunnies world takeover. everyone is bunnies now. You 🫵 are bunnies now.
I am 7 entrys away from completing February through October on my honkin huge playlist.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I am 7 entrys away from completing February through October on my honkin huge playlist.
Hallo, I am Mystic Lapine and I make artisanal playlists on youtube that go deep into numerology, tarot, and things like that. My current project is to make a calendar playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Leap Year: Part 1 (Days 1-200) - YouTube
FREE PALESTINE Work in progress (which means songs may move around). It is a multimedia collage with one entry for every day of a leap year. It features allu...
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Hallo, I am Mystic Lapine and I make artisanal playlists on youtube that go deep into numerology, tarot, and things like that. My current project is to make a calendar playlist.
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
youtube.com/playlist?lis...
why is it that when im trying to create something beautiful, i have to hold the audience's hand the whole way and still people don't really get it, but when a bad faith interpretation is even slightly possible suddenly they're all savants able to home in on it with laser precision?
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
why is it that when im trying to create something beautiful, i have to hold the audience's hand the whole way and still people don't really get it, but when a bad faith interpretation is even slightly possible suddenly they're all savants able to home in on it with laser precision?
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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By the way, chat, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic so eat your Wheaties in peace should I start schizzing out, but also that doesn't mean they're not watching, always watching 👁️
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
By the way, chat, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic so eat your Wheaties in peace should I start schizzing out, but also that doesn't mean they're not watching, always watching 👁️
If you're out there making deep cut references to my playlists and my google search history with the hopes that I might stumble upon it and feel bad or something, I think you might be a fan with extra steps. I'm tempted to offer an autograph or something, but you'll deny knowing me like the Christ
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you're out there making deep cut references to my playlists and my google search history with the hopes that I might stumble upon it and feel bad or something, I think you might be a fan with extra steps. I'm tempted to offer an autograph or something, but you'll deny knowing me like the Christ
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It’s too late, I’ve already depicted myself as the gorgeous woman cheerfully accepting ritual humiliation and you as the soyjak
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s too late, I’ve already depicted myself as the gorgeous woman cheerfully accepting ritual humiliation and you as the soyjak
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
(It's David the Gnome and I mean this most sincerely and unironically)
(It's David the Gnome and I mean this most sincerely and unironically)
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
(It's David the Gnome and I mean this most sincerely and unironically)
(It's David the Gnome and I mean this most sincerely and unironically)
How has there never been a metal song like:
I AM THE BLOOD THAT BESIEGES THE TRICUSPID GATE
I HAVE STOLEN FROM BILE THE FLAVOR OF HATE
Someone should get on that IMO. Not me though, I have work today.
I AM THE BLOOD THAT BESIEGES THE TRICUSPID GATE
I HAVE STOLEN FROM BILE THE FLAVOR OF HATE
Someone should get on that IMO. Not me though, I have work today.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How has there never been a metal song like:
I AM THE BLOOD THAT BESIEGES THE TRICUSPID GATE
I HAVE STOLEN FROM BILE THE FLAVOR OF HATE
Someone should get on that IMO. Not me though, I have work today.
I AM THE BLOOD THAT BESIEGES THE TRICUSPID GATE
I HAVE STOLEN FROM BILE THE FLAVOR OF HATE
Someone should get on that IMO. Not me though, I have work today.
The real Mystic Lapine was the friends we made along the way
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The real Mystic Lapine was the friends we made along the way
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I can only think of two blunders worse: starting a land war in Asia and confronting a Sicilian when death is on the line.
You would think people would have learned by now that engaging in a shitposting war with trans women is not wise.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I can only think of two blunders worse: starting a land war in Asia and confronting a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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We welcome December
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
We welcome December
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
Several years ago I got the strange feeling that Talib Kweli was cyberstalking me and making hostile subtexts towards me. I shared this with my roommate at the time (who is also trans) and she waved it off as one of my delusions. Within a few days I came home to find her absolutely livid...
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Several years ago I got the strange feeling that Talib Kweli was cyberstalking me and making hostile subtexts towards me. I shared this with my roommate at the time (who is also trans) and she waved it off as one of my delusions. Within a few days I came home to find her absolutely livid...