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Mystic Lapine
@mysticlapine.bsky.social
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A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat.
Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University
lvl 38 Mystic Theurge

🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞
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Hallo, I am Mystic Lapine and I make artisanal playlists on youtube that go deep into numerology, tarot, and things like that. My current project is to make a calendar playlist.

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Leap Year: Part 1 (Days 1-200) - YouTube
FREE PALESTINE Work in progress (which means songs may move around). It is a multimedia collage with one entry for every day of a leap year. It features allu...
youtube.com
Happy Birthday to Taylor Swift!!! I don't have a skit prepared this year!!! You're engaged now, and that's awesome!!! Very happy for Taylor Swift
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm not sure but I think the best way forward for the USA and the world at large is illegal to talk about, which is fun and also cool.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
thinking about posting...
December 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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the dark lord's about to get more got than they've ever gotten got before. and THIS lil buny's gonna get 'em
June 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Wizards
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Think I scared everyone off like the scary old witch that I am
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Wizards cant resist a good pun. It's like this. A house of wax implies a house of wane. And since wizards can't resist a pun, if one were to search for the House of Wayne, they would find it. gameofthronesfanon.fandom.com/wiki/House_W...
December 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Cereal is a pun for Serial, like how a show might be a Serial. Sometimes when you see a cereal in a cartoon that cereal represents the cartoon its in or another cartoon, especially if it's a sugary cereal. Cereal factory is an animation studio in this context, etc.
December 11, 2025 at 10:11 PM
ANYWAY I'm feeling much better now and I'm sorry to worry the denizens of the Enchanted Forest while I deal with the shadows and spooks eating out of my garbage can
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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bunnies world takeover. everyone is bunnies now. You 🫵 are bunnies now.
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I am 7 entrys away from completing February through October on my honkin huge playlist.
December 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Hallo, I am Mystic Lapine and I make artisanal playlists on youtube that go deep into numerology, tarot, and things like that. My current project is to make a calendar playlist.

youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Leap Year: Part 1 (Days 1-200) - YouTube
FREE PALESTINE Work in progress (which means songs may move around). It is a multimedia collage with one entry for every day of a leap year. It features allu...
youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
why is it that when im trying to create something beautiful, i have to hold the audience's hand the whole way and still people don't really get it, but when a bad faith interpretation is even slightly possible suddenly they're all savants able to home in on it with laser precision?
December 11, 2025 at 2:49 PM
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
By the way, chat, I'm a paranoid schizophrenic so eat your Wheaties in peace should I start schizzing out, but also that doesn't mean they're not watching, always watching 👁️
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
If you're out there making deep cut references to my playlists and my google search history with the hopes that I might stumble upon it and feel bad or something, I think you might be a fan with extra steps. I'm tempted to offer an autograph or something, but you'll deny knowing me like the Christ
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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It’s too late, I’ve already depicted myself as the gorgeous woman cheerfully accepting ritual humiliation and you as the soyjak
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
(It's David the Gnome and I mean this most sincerely and unironically)
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How has there never been a metal song like:

I AM THE BLOOD THAT BESIEGES THE TRICUSPID GATE
I HAVE STOLEN FROM BILE THE FLAVOR OF HATE

Someone should get on that IMO. Not me though, I have work today.
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The real Mystic Lapine was the friends we made along the way
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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I can only think of two blunders worse: starting a land war in Asia and confronting a Sicilian when death is on the line.
You would think people would have learned by now that engaging in a shitposting war with trans women is not wise.
December 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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We welcome December

Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Several years ago I got the strange feeling that Talib Kweli was cyberstalking me and making hostile subtexts towards me. I shared this with my roommate at the time (who is also trans) and she waved it off as one of my delusions. Within a few days I came home to find her absolutely livid...
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM