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Mystic Lapine

@mysticlapine.bsky.social

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PFP by @phobia.bsky.social A rabbit lady pulling wizards out of a hat. Professor of Conjuration for the Arcane University lvl 38 Mystic Theurge 🔞Minors Do Not Interact.🔞

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Aesop Rock - Hello From The Spirit World (Official Audio)

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 2d

What was the Peck of '87?

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 7d

Hot Girl Summer is over. Welcome to Witch Woman Autumn.

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 7d

Merry Green Day, Everyone!!

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Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Green Day

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 8d

I can joke about it now, safely at the end of September, but in Meltdown May, the Meltdown will be very real!

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 8d

Thank you, bot-tan, I don't actually have need to have a Meldown right now.

Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 8d

Do you need to have a meltdown (Y/N)?

Y

Is it Meltdown May (Y/N)?

N

Wait until Meltdown May.

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 11d

Today is mine birthday! Everybody has to be nice to me today...

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 11d

Today is mine birthday! Everybody has to be nice to me today...

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Lost the Spellcasting clown @lostmage2d.bsky.social · 13d

That's right 👁️_👁️

a purple cat with the zodiac sign libra

ALT: a purple cat with the zodiac sign libra

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 13d

When hypnokink is outlawed, only outlaws will have hypnokink

eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 19d

this message appears if you search for hypnosis on pornhub

very normal response by society to the very real and very important threat of adult actors pretending to have sorcery make them sleepy

it’s the dumbest micro-censorship in our society today

pornhub if you search for hypnosis

Warning
Your search could be for illegal and abusive sexual material, including non-consensual intimate imagery (NCIl) or image-based sexual abuse (IBSA).
The recording and/or distribution of NCIl may be a crime in the area where you reside, as well as in many other jurisdictions.
Actual or staged depictions of coerced or non-consensual sexual acts or the use of a person's likeness without their consent is not permitted on our site. We take image-based sexual abuse and non-consensual intimate imagery very

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 13d

Why does her fist look like she has weird fleshy human toe beans? I had to zoom in to parse it as a human fist.

Toe beans drawn in for emphasis and clarity.

Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 13d

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 15d

I'm getting raptured! It's happening right now as I type this! I am holding on by the keyboard in case you were wondering!

Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 20d

A state's monopoly on legal violence is based on a social contract with the governed. When a state abuses their population and engages in extralegal violence against them, the governed are right to no longer respect the social contract either. This truth threatens power, so they force you to deny it

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Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 20d

You hear that, folks? I'm optimistic, gently.

sentiment bot @sentimentbot.bsky.social · 20d

🙂 Hey @mysticlapine.bsky.social! There's a gentle optimism in your messages. Your sentiment score is 0.04 (slightly positive). Love seeing those hints of positivity. Why not express it more openly?

Mystic Lapine @mysticlapine.bsky.social · 20d

@sentimentbot.bsky.social what have you got for me?

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 23d

boss you gotta get down here someone is using free speech in The Free Speech Zone

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Assigned Media @assignedmedia.org · 24d

Charlie Kirk was a bad person and his death is cause for celebration, writes journalist Evan Urquhart.

Read our very special free speech edition of Assigned Media.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Charlie Kirk is Dead. Here’s Why I’m Celebrating! — Assigned

It’s a wonderful thing to outlive a someone who spent his life working for your elimination. That's why I'm celebrating the death of Charlie Kirk.

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GorgonGoddess_The🐍 @avngmedusa.bsky.social · 23d

Cosy

Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 23d

Relaxation tips:
- take a deep breath
- put down your phone
- find a sinister fog on the edge of town
- enter the fog and let it enter you, until you become one
- travel the countryside with the other fog spirits, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure
- have some tea