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Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, PhD
@wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
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Official account of Wizard Alonzo J. Frinkelbaum, Head of Dimensional Research at the Arcane University, formerly of the Gammebell Institute for Arcane Arts and Academia. Lv33
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wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
There is no curse or evil spell
That's worse than one we give ourselves
There is no sorcerer as cruel,
As the proud and angry fool.
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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santhewitch.quest
Seriously, stop coming uninvited to my bog.

#jjk #oc #anime #art #digitalart #procreate #illustration
3 panels, referencing JJK scene. First panel: San sitting on her bog monster, says "There won't be a second time" Second panel: Camera zooms in, she says "Know your place" Third panel: she says "fools."
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
Colored, rendered, and finished!
Thank you, Benet, for letting these old bones try my hand drawing you! Enjoy, friend. @jesteroftheland.bsky.social

I tried my newfound rendering techniques out on this one. What do we think, friends?

#art #fanart #jester #wizardposting #oops
The image is of a jester with a brown goatee in a pink polkadot-and-striped bodysuit and floppy 3-pointed hat with bells on the tips. He has fallen into an uncomfortable position with his feet over his head and a hand clutching the back wall, the other braced on the floor..
April 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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weedlejuice.bsky.social
Everybody shhh it’s wizard wednesday
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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santhewitch.quest
POV: You walked into the wrong bog. *get smacked with a broom*

#oc #ocart #witch #digitalart #art #illustration #fantasy
San looking like she is about to smack you with her broom.
April 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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omiosures.bsky.social
Urzog
Sketchy illustration of a male human wizard. He has a hat resembling two horns, with three eyes drawn on each horn, and a central eye on the forehead. He has a long beard. His hands are crossed in front of his chest: the right hand holds a wand, while the left hand performs a magical gesture. His robes are dark grey with purple-blue cuffs and black placket with pink rims. He wears a purple cape. From the bottom of the image, a flash of magical energy spirals into bluish smoke, surrounding the mage. The image has an organic, sleek art-nouveau esque frame with dark borders.
April 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
I once knew a bridge ogre by name of Fuddgrungus. He would collect tolls from all who passed through his bridge, but these were reasonably set. The coin would go toward restoration and upkeep of the bridge, as the king had let it go to rot despite high taxes for highway repair.
April 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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trevorsandersart.bsky.social
Always a good day to draw a wizard.

#art #artsky #wizardart #sketch
April 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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santhewitch.quest
Friend’s DnD character for Tyranny of Dragons campaign - Gentle Kite “Kai”

#dnd #dnd5e #tabaxi #catfolk #oc #art #illustration #digitalart #commission #fantasy
Tabaxi standing proudly with determination, holding a double scythe while wind blows their coat in the epic fashion
April 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
At your encouragement, Agatha has taken a sip of the bubbling brew!

...Good heavens, it appears rather potent.

#art #OCArt #WizardPosting #witch #transformation #POOF #potion #pinup #sexy
An old, gnarled witch is shown taking a sip from a small, blue teacup, followed by a large POOF sound effect. The witch is then shown fallen to the ground, transformed into a pretty young woman in the same robe from before, hitched up to reveal candy cane stockings and buckle shoes.
April 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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queerwizard.co.uk
Serving
April 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
I suppose this is a sort of experiment... in more ways than one.

What do you suppose will happen?

#art #ocart #fantasy #wizard #witch #potion #wizardposting
A concerned looking blue robed wizard adjusts his spectacles to better read the label on a small brown bottle containing a greenish liquid. The bottle bears a yellow label with black text reading "Juice that makes you explode", but "explode" is scratched out and "SEXY" is written in its place in red ink. In the background is a gnarled witch with black robes and a curious pointed hat, stirring a bubbling cauldron of presumably the same liquid that is in the bottle. She is leering at the wizard.
April 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
This First of April, day of fools, I make my intent known to keep my communications straightforward and pure. The world in this age is already rather full of foolishness as it stands, and I am loathe to add more confusion to this boiling cauldron of chaos. Stay well, friends!
April 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
Egads, did you hear? The rhyming bard of spoken word who was imprisoned some nights ago has escaped, and they say he chewed his way out of the cell!

Verily, 'tis said he was spitting bars.
March 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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wizardbignaturals.bsky.social
Stole this orb from my father. Never even told me he had one after I've been wanting one for so long. It is small, but it is mighty. Behold.
March 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
At long last, I have collected sufficient data from these arcane beings to begin assembling my notes into a semblance of order for scientific publication. A long and arduous venture awaits me...

As well as a long, arduous disentanglement. Egads...

#art #wizardposting #monstergirl #arachne #spider
An Arachne, humanoid spider, descends from a silken thread to examine her prey, a blue-robed wizard. She gently brushes his beard out of his face as he is suspended upside down from her web, tied in bonds very similar to shibari.
March 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
Motivated by a multitude of yearning voices, I selected the succubus for my next avenue of research. Initially, the interview went well, though she became insistent to conclude my research with experiments, and I..

I believe our definitions differ.

#art #ocart #wizardposting #monstergirl #succubus
A red-skinned succubus with large, bony wings and curved horns presses a blue robed wizard against the wall, looking intently at him as he is suspended more than a foot above the floor. He looks concerned. She wears a skimpy leotard, fishnet stockings, and gold stiletto heeled shoes.
March 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
A slime has been acquired for research! The subject has proven to be rather excitable and affectionate, capable of excretions far beyond my initial estimation.

I may be in over my head with this one. Egads...

#wizard #monstergirl #slimegirl #slime #research #ocart #art
A blue robed wizard stands grimacing, covered in slime, and holding his hands away from his body in disgust as a green slime girl sits on his shoulders with her legs wrapped around his chest.
March 15, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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theinfinnite.bsky.social
debating making this guy into a sticker, mainly because I want a rad as hell wizard slapped on my car
sketchy doodle of a classic old guy wizard with sunglasses, on skateboard throwing up a rock and roll sign
March 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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azureeyenews.bsky.social
CRIME WAVE: Sheriff Danson reports a quite curious complication in this mornin's stagecoach robbery and stagery. Unable to figure out how the perpetrator(s?) had gotten the coach into the attic without alertin' the family on the squeaky stairs, Tom discovered that the villains had rebuilt his-
March 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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townguard.bsky.social
Notice:

It is Owlbear mating season. Travel in packs no less than four when transversing the road. Do not stray from roads.

If confronted by an Owlbear, do not retreat. Stand ground until it loses interest.
March 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
My research subject has proven rather vigorous... and she has taken great interest in spellcasting! It should be noted, however, that 'casting spells' does not generally involve the throwing of the wizard...

The things we do for science.

#wizard #monstergirl #orcgirl #sheorc #research #ocart #art
A muscular she-orc with green skin, dark-purple hair, and scant leather armor grasps a wizard by the leg and swings him forcefully, much to his shock and surprise. His voluminous blue robe billows out from the force and you can see shorts worn under the garment, pink with red hearts.
March 9, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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santhewitch.quest
🥐🖕

#oc #ocsky #animatic #doodle
March 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
wizardfrinkelbaum.bsky.social
[/Hey y'all, The Man Behind The Curtain here. I've seen some folks doing an 'art tag' block with their work, would anyone be interested in something akin to that as we follow along with Alonzo's misadventures? Or if you have better ideas, please let me know below.

--TMBTC]
March 8, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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azureeyenews.bsky.social
OBITUARIES: Tiberius Young (17). Tiberius was attendin' a meetin' of the VV Astronomy Club when a purple star began to sing, drivin' everyone in attendance mad. Tiberius was torn apart by the crowd as they began screechin' like animals afeared, shortly before they did stampede into Black Star Canyon
March 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM