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Pookerus
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Just a vermin
all i want for christmas is a 50 terabyte pc with 5 second ping
November 13, 2023 at 2:27 AM
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need a bitch to mac on my cheese until i cheddar, you feel?
November 13, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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After seeing catturd's face reveal, I gave ChatGPT prompt: "draw a post-divorce midlife crisis guy cosplaying a cowboy"
November 13, 2023 at 1:46 AM
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gbc
November 13, 2023 at 1:50 AM
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You know what, fuck you
*Carcinizes your Tinkaton*

✏🦎
November 12, 2023 at 11:36 PM
i have read from the black books
those found in the dead sea
wrapped in a holy cloth
made of human flesh and metal
within their pages of papyrus
written with the blood of felled enemies
the tombs tell me
these eldritch words speak forbidden truth

broccoli is best steamed with melted cheese on top
November 13, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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Presidential Election 2024
November 11, 2023 at 5:30 PM
a third time people, i have been blocked by discord three times
September 29, 2023 at 11:35 AM
discord blocked me AGAIN
September 29, 2023 at 11:18 AM
now discord has unblocked me, this is very confusing cause all i did was log in, got blocked, then i submitted a request, then it randomly unblocked me and nobody has even done anything. discord what the hell
September 29, 2023 at 10:54 AM
so, discord blocked me it seems
September 29, 2023 at 10:41 AM
I come to bear omens
September 8, 2023 at 6:22 AM
Gen 3 hololive is amazing

i like shiori, she talked about dead bugs and cat mating
August 1, 2023 at 3:35 AM
if any of you are wondering where i went, skyrim.
July 23, 2023 at 5:12 AM
i have two invite codes but i honestly don't know if i wanna invite anyone anymore
July 16, 2023 at 7:55 AM
Tfw you're doing you're best to beat someone in a videogame, fail repeatedly and finally win
July 16, 2023 at 3:19 AM
How do you fuck up this badly.
Like this is basic stuff.
"Do not allow slurs" should be a simple concept.
Ain't even gonna sugar coat it.
I am shocked and disappointed.
. . . :/

But safe space huh lol
July 13, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Bred
July 12, 2023 at 6:02 PM
A pod cast featuring an actual pod of whales

call that a pod's pod...cast
July 10, 2023 at 10:17 PM
The kittens can now waddle around
July 10, 2023 at 6:10 AM
The world is like a pop up book being shown to a five year old but there's a gun behind it and the five year old has no idea if it'll ever go off
July 9, 2023 at 2:20 PM
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Trying to explain Bluesky to people without an invite.
July 8, 2023 at 9:20 AM
July 6, 2023 at 11:24 PM
There are now atomic bomb deniers on Twitter.
July 6, 2023 at 11:20 AM