Julie Paradis
@pooliejaradis.bsky.social
On a journey to learn Spanish by watching all shows dubbed.
Trying to wean myself off the Metaverse.
Can become physically ill when presented with images of FrumpFace.
Not a fan of religion or your god.
Trying to wean myself off the Metaverse.
Can become physically ill when presented with images of FrumpFace.
Not a fan of religion or your god.
Find someone that looks at you the way Harry looks at me.
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Find someone that looks at you the way Harry looks at me.
When your indoor kitty is under stimulated.
June 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
When your indoor kitty is under stimulated.
This is Harry. He’s very chatty.
June 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is Harry. He’s very chatty.
Terrified that dementia is setting in. Just lifted the toilet seat to make a pee pee to find a poop there. I have never forgotten to flush a poop.
April 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Terrified that dementia is setting in. Just lifted the toilet seat to make a pee pee to find a poop there. I have never forgotten to flush a poop.
Sounds like El Salvador might be the new Australia.
April 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sounds like El Salvador might be the new Australia.
Why can’t all men my age look like Sam Rockwell or Walton Goggins?
April 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why can’t all men my age look like Sam Rockwell or Walton Goggins?
I don’t understand why a man who appears to be very unhealthy, obese, jaundiced (or orange-ish), won’t just drop dead of a stroke or a heart attack. It’s happened to so many people I knew that were far more deserving of life.
April 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don’t understand why a man who appears to be very unhealthy, obese, jaundiced (or orange-ish), won’t just drop dead of a stroke or a heart attack. It’s happened to so many people I knew that were far more deserving of life.
Is this what happens when the president hires the best and the brightest?
March 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Is this what happens when the president hires the best and the brightest?
Flaccid. Floppy. Limp. Droopy. Done.
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Flaccid. Floppy. Limp. Droopy. Done.
I’m finding this sad.
March 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’m finding this sad.
Reposted by Julie Paradis
Women in their 20s are so cute the way they think they’re fat but they’ll actually never be this thin again
March 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Women in their 20s are so cute the way they think they’re fat but they’ll actually never be this thin again
Reposted by Julie Paradis
Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
March 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Pope Francis made a brief statement from the hospital balcony:
I’m finding it a bit scary that the former host of Antiques Roadshow is handing out relationship advice on Temptation Island. Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
March 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I’m finding it a bit scary that the former host of Antiques Roadshow is handing out relationship advice on Temptation Island. Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
The dude sitting next to me at the bar said “I wish someone would just punch me hard in the face.” I volunteered. I’ve been waiting so long for someone to request this.
March 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The dude sitting next to me at the bar said “I wish someone would just punch me hard in the face.” I volunteered. I’ve been waiting so long for someone to request this.
My 86 year old father got a scam email saying they had videos of him masturbating and if he didn’t pay them $5000 in bitcoin they’d expose him to all his friends and contacts. He has no friends or contacts that aren’t dead.
March 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My 86 year old father got a scam email saying they had videos of him masturbating and if he didn’t pay them $5000 in bitcoin they’d expose him to all his friends and contacts. He has no friends or contacts that aren’t dead.
Was it kindness or exploitation that caused production companies to cast Bruce Willis well into his disease?
March 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Was it kindness or exploitation that caused production companies to cast Bruce Willis well into his disease?
Cats crave body heat when they sleep and attention when they’re awake. And best to you if you combine the two.
March 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Cats crave body heat when they sleep and attention when they’re awake. And best to you if you combine the two.
The neighborhood Queen. This is Blue.
March 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The neighborhood Queen. This is Blue.
How did I fuck this up so bad? That’s 40# of kitty litter in a 50# bucket.
March 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How did I fuck this up so bad? That’s 40# of kitty litter in a 50# bucket.
Passed a KFC today with a sign reading “Mike’s Hot Honey Box! -$5”.
I can’t get the visual out of my mind.
I can’t get the visual out of my mind.
March 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Passed a KFC today with a sign reading “Mike’s Hot Honey Box! -$5”.
I can’t get the visual out of my mind.
I can’t get the visual out of my mind.
Watching a show on spotting psychopaths among us and thinking “do I know anyone with traits like that?” And then realizing, well shit, I have traits like that.
March 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Watching a show on spotting psychopaths among us and thinking “do I know anyone with traits like that?” And then realizing, well shit, I have traits like that.
It’s gonna be tremendous!
March 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It’s gonna be tremendous!
It was one of those days.
This is Harry but I call him Harold. He’s a ginger.
This is Harry but I call him Harold. He’s a ginger.
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It was one of those days.
This is Harry but I call him Harold. He’s a ginger.
This is Harry but I call him Harold. He’s a ginger.