Damaged Goods
@popestan.bsky.social
I write erotic NPR fan fiction.
Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
Once vomited in an ATM machine deposit slot. Also I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...
I really could go for some bbq rib tips right about now...
December 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I really could go for some bbq rib tips right about now...
As much as I like the movie John Wick, I refuse to watch the first 10 minutes... I just can't stand to see the little pupster get hurt. 😞
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
As much as I like the movie John Wick, I refuse to watch the first 10 minutes... I just can't stand to see the little pupster get hurt. 😞
Ugh. Not sure how, but I tore up my knee this week. Had to use a cane just to get around today. The fact that I even own a cane says I'm old!
The cane was from an injury a few years ago. Though that doesn't change the fact that I'm old!
The cane was from an injury a few years ago. Though that doesn't change the fact that I'm old!
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Ugh. Not sure how, but I tore up my knee this week. Had to use a cane just to get around today. The fact that I even own a cane says I'm old!
The cane was from an injury a few years ago. Though that doesn't change the fact that I'm old!
The cane was from an injury a few years ago. Though that doesn't change the fact that I'm old!
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"Look, we could take care of the penis no problem. The testicles are gonna cost you extra. We can throw in the undercarriage coating for free though."
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
"Look, we could take care of the penis no problem. The testicles are gonna cost you extra. We can throw in the undercarriage coating for free though."
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Lamb Chops And Garlic Mashed Potatoes
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Lamb Chops And Garlic Mashed Potatoes
My brother in law (very Republican) was bitching about the Affordable Care Act premiums going up cuz the Republicans in the house refuse to vote on extending the subsidies. Little sympathy from me... He voted them in office, he has to suffer the consequences!
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
My brother in law (very Republican) was bitching about the Affordable Care Act premiums going up cuz the Republicans in the house refuse to vote on extending the subsidies. Little sympathy from me... He voted them in office, he has to suffer the consequences!
Took 4 Xanax, 2 Flexeril, and 1 Tramadol. I'll post again when I wake up next week.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Took 4 Xanax, 2 Flexeril, and 1 Tramadol. I'll post again when I wake up next week.
Funeral today. Have to wear pants cuz shorts are inappropriate. Not happy. 😞
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Funeral today. Have to wear pants cuz shorts are inappropriate. Not happy. 😞
Tomorrow, I have to go to the sixth funeral this year... I don't wanna go to any more. I'm done for a while...
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Tomorrow, I have to go to the sixth funeral this year... I don't wanna go to any more. I'm done for a while...
Aaarrrggghhh!!! Stupid panic attacks! All damn day this has been going on. I'm gonna need to Xanax it...
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Aaarrrggghhh!!! Stupid panic attacks! All damn day this has been going on. I'm gonna need to Xanax it...
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SNAP Benefits Disrupted for Over 40 million Neighbors! Donate to Feeding America! @feedingamerica.org
give.feedingamerica.org/Nmlx4JX8zkmy...
#Activism #Activists #Food #FoodInsecurity #Hunger #FeedingAmerica #TakeAction #Donate #MakeADonation
give.feedingamerica.org/Nmlx4JX8zkmy...
#Activism #Activists #Food #FoodInsecurity #Hunger #FeedingAmerica #TakeAction #Donate #MakeADonation
Join me in ending hunger
I just donated to @FeedingAmerica to help make sure families and kids have the meals they need!
http://feeding.am/givemeals
give.feedingamerica.org
December 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
SNAP Benefits Disrupted for Over 40 million Neighbors! Donate to Feeding America! @feedingamerica.org
give.feedingamerica.org/Nmlx4JX8zkmy...
#Activism #Activists #Food #FoodInsecurity #Hunger #FeedingAmerica #TakeAction #Donate #MakeADonation
give.feedingamerica.org/Nmlx4JX8zkmy...
#Activism #Activists #Food #FoodInsecurity #Hunger #FeedingAmerica #TakeAction #Donate #MakeADonation
It's 17°F and I'm still in shorts mode. There's no snow on the ground so it's all good. Besides, my hoodie keeps me warm!
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It's 17°F and I'm still in shorts mode. There's no snow on the ground so it's all good. Besides, my hoodie keeps me warm!
Damn it. I hate when the road salt sticks to my car! I had to wash it yesterday and today. And when I got home from the wash today, it got dirty again! Had to wipe it down... 😡
I don't plan on leaving the house again until Saturday, so she'll stay clean and pretty!
I don't plan on leaving the house again until Saturday, so she'll stay clean and pretty!
December 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Damn it. I hate when the road salt sticks to my car! I had to wash it yesterday and today. And when I got home from the wash today, it got dirty again! Had to wipe it down... 😡
I don't plan on leaving the house again until Saturday, so she'll stay clean and pretty!
I don't plan on leaving the house again until Saturday, so she'll stay clean and pretty!
Damn it. I have a funeral to go to next week. They're gonna make me wear pants, aren't they?
I just wanna wear my shorts...
I just wanna wear my shorts...
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Damn it. I have a funeral to go to next week. They're gonna make me wear pants, aren't they?
I just wanna wear my shorts...
I just wanna wear my shorts...
Got here at the hospital lab for a blood draw at 530 this morning. They open at 6... There were 4 people here already waiting to get in...
I'd hate to see how busy this place gets when they're in full swing...
I'd hate to see how busy this place gets when they're in full swing...
December 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Got here at the hospital lab for a blood draw at 530 this morning. They open at 6... There were 4 people here already waiting to get in...
I'd hate to see how busy this place gets when they're in full swing...
I'd hate to see how busy this place gets when they're in full swing...
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Thanksgiving has come and gone, but you can still donate nonperishable food products at participating libraries during our "Give Thanks, Give Food" food drive. Donations benefit the #FoodBankofNorthernNevada through December 31. The Downtown Reno and Sierra View libraries are not participating.
December 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thanksgiving has come and gone, but you can still donate nonperishable food products at participating libraries during our "Give Thanks, Give Food" food drive. Donations benefit the #FoodBankofNorthernNevada through December 31. The Downtown Reno and Sierra View libraries are not participating.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
November 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
All my friends are having Thanksgiving dinner with their respective families tomorrow. To be honest, none of them want to be there! 🤣
I'm single. I'm avoiding my sister's dinner cuz her in-laws are right wing, born again, Christians. I don't need that kind of crap...
I'm single. I'm avoiding my sister's dinner cuz her in-laws are right wing, born again, Christians. I don't need that kind of crap...
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
All my friends are having Thanksgiving dinner with their respective families tomorrow. To be honest, none of them want to be there! 🤣
I'm single. I'm avoiding my sister's dinner cuz her in-laws are right wing, born again, Christians. I don't need that kind of crap...
I'm single. I'm avoiding my sister's dinner cuz her in-laws are right wing, born again, Christians. I don't need that kind of crap...
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We know that many New Yorkers lack sufficient access to nutritious food, and that it's increasingly difficult for people to afford the food they need.
If you are impacted by food insecurity, visit our blog to see our list of # Resources in NYC.
www.queenslibrary.org/about-us/new...
If you are impacted by food insecurity, visit our blog to see our list of # Resources in NYC.
www.queenslibrary.org/about-us/new...
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
We know that many New Yorkers lack sufficient access to nutritious food, and that it's increasingly difficult for people to afford the food they need.
If you are impacted by food insecurity, visit our blog to see our list of # Resources in NYC.
www.queenslibrary.org/about-us/new...
If you are impacted by food insecurity, visit our blog to see our list of # Resources in NYC.
www.queenslibrary.org/about-us/new...
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Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
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Canton Township is stepping up to address urgent food needs by launching an emergency food assistance program with $10,000 in funding—no eligibility screening required!
Click to read more!
#MI #CitizenPortal #CommunitySupport #FoodSecurity #EmergencyRelief
Click to read more!
#MI #CitizenPortal #CommunitySupport #FoodSecurity #EmergencyRelief
Canton Township authorizes up to $10,000 for emergency food pantry amid SNAP disruption
The township board authorized up to $10,000 from contingency funds to establish an emergency community food assistance program in the administration building basement, citing increased local need after a federal SNAP disruption and broad community volunteer support.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Canton Township is stepping up to address urgent food needs by launching an emergency food assistance program with $10,000 in funding—no eligibility screening required!
Click to read more!
#MI #CitizenPortal #CommunitySupport #FoodSecurity #EmergencyRelief
Click to read more!
#MI #CitizenPortal #CommunitySupport #FoodSecurity #EmergencyRelief
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November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Agate Housing & Services Food Drive @AgateServicesMN
Agate Housing & Services is hosting a food drive to support neighbors facing food insecurity.
Drop-off Location:
📍 The Valiance - 2806 27th Ave, Minneapolis
📅 Wednesday, November 19
🕙 10 AM-6 PM
#FoodDrive
Agate Housing & Services is hosting a food drive to support neighbors facing food insecurity.
Drop-off Location:
📍 The Valiance - 2806 27th Ave, Minneapolis
📅 Wednesday, November 19
🕙 10 AM-6 PM
#FoodDrive
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Agate Housing & Services Food Drive @AgateServicesMN
Agate Housing & Services is hosting a food drive to support neighbors facing food insecurity.
Drop-off Location:
📍 The Valiance - 2806 27th Ave, Minneapolis
📅 Wednesday, November 19
🕙 10 AM-6 PM
#FoodDrive
Agate Housing & Services is hosting a food drive to support neighbors facing food insecurity.
Drop-off Location:
📍 The Valiance - 2806 27th Ave, Minneapolis
📅 Wednesday, November 19
🕙 10 AM-6 PM
#FoodDrive