When the government has to u-turn an hour before a vote because after a week of brinkmanship with a quarter of the parliamentary party, only to make concessions, they *still* faced defeat

Maybe think about the quality of your advisors. Just a suggestion.

I would simply consider not accepting every gratuity under the sun when I earn 6.7x the UK median wage.

Started getting the bullseyes where you square and then reverse the result midway through the equation

God this game rocks.

If you can’t release someone when you find out they’re innocent, then where you’ve put them isn’t jail or a prison. You’ve just sold a slave.

Say what you like about the UK, it largely sucks, but when the government tried to deport people without due process to a third party country, we didn't even need it to be a concentration camp for due process to say "now hang on old chap, that's not on" and stop it happening.

Deeply impressed by how everyone is using the fact the far right are defending Garron as a smoking gun.

Apparently in the nine years that have passed since 2016, you all still haven't worked out how far right recruitment works yet.

youtu.be/zvgZtdmyKlI?...

With the whole Elon thing this sketch isn't actually satire anymore.

So now that we're towards the end of January I've been on the lookout for stories of thousands of pensioners freezing to death because of losing the winter fuel payment

Surely the British press didn't lie?

Can't believe I was thinking about turning off DMs today.

If you've got your own castle and you don't want to pay taxes and you DON'T do the obvious thing, who's the asshole here?

You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.