was the internet this boring before tiktok and we just didn’t realize it?

So like, where are we all hanging out now?

My 8 year old just told me that I have 1,000,000 rizz. Idk what that means, but I think it’s good?

This is Fred. He just found out he can chew his own ear. There aren't actually any rules against it, he checked. 12/10

I don’t want to brag, but I deleted Twitter in 2022. I’m just ahead of my time, I guess.

We know from history (including recent history) that the farther right our country moves, the less it prioritizes its most marginalized. Here is a list of a few Black owned bookstores you can consider supporting through your book buying in 2025 (and right now!)

I’m going to miss Kam’s ad-libs so much.

Since I couldn’t go to Harryween, my daughter made me a Harryween frame with a picture of Harry, our chocolate lab.

fascism is stopped when enough people say one of two things:
1) "nah, I'm not doing that"
2) "nah, you're not doing that"

a lot of people want to imagine how they'll say the second thing, but you should *really* start practicing the first one