Hey Mike Johnson, could you take a break from gargling Trump's balls and do a roll call of your House members? One just got found in a nursing home—are the rest still alive?

Perfection.

Tried flavored coffee today. Unimpressed, do not recommend. Will stick to my reg hot, strong, black and soulless.

I like my government how I like my coffee - not in my vagina.

‪Is "enthusiastically" an appropriate answer when someone asks how I take my coffee?‬

Woman without a SO are TOLD they are lonely and need to be fixed, even when being alone is a choice.
There is a difference between being alone and being lonely.

Ask any divorcee how lonely it is in a bad marriage.