Porter
@porter79.bsky.social
Porter is what my wife calls me- its what I do for my son. Former Biology tech. In Field= Wolves, Badgers, Turtles, Mice, Voles; At Lab =mice, rats, NPH... Phd's ;-), mostly MRI. In NJ= Underemployed. Middle-aged early riser. Depressed. Atheist.
If I had a plasma torch, I wouldn't waste it on the garter.
December 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
If I had a plasma torch, I wouldn't waste it on the garter.
I see yiggy is still an idiot.
December 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I see yiggy is still an idiot.
Oh. He's blocking me.
Oh, wiat. There the link. 🤦
Oh, wiat. There the link. 🤦
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Oh. He's blocking me.
Oh, wiat. There the link. 🤦
Oh, wiat. There the link. 🤦
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- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
I. Know. 😭
I'm afraid he might knife me if I said no.
Second. Dinner?!
Children are like hobbits.
I'm afraid he might knife me if I said no.
Second. Dinner?!
Children are like hobbits.
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I. Know. 😭
I'm afraid he might knife me if I said no.
Second. Dinner?!
Children are like hobbits.
I'm afraid he might knife me if I said no.
Second. Dinner?!
Children are like hobbits.
What gets me is he still only about half my size yet he eats exactly 25% more calories. 😳
Fuck you thermodynamics.
Fuck you thermodynamics.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
What gets me is he still only about half my size yet he eats exactly 25% more calories. 😳
Fuck you thermodynamics.
Fuck you thermodynamics.
He's 4 inches shorter than my wife. That's not going to last long.
I tell people to send food.
They think I'm joking 😭😭😭
Doesn't help the little fucker doesn't ever stop running around.
I tell people to send food.
They think I'm joking 😭😭😭
Doesn't help the little fucker doesn't ever stop running around.
a pink bunny rabbit wearing sunglasses is holding a drum .
ALT: a pink bunny rabbit wearing sunglasses is holding a drum .
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December 12, 2025 at 2:22 PM
He's 4 inches shorter than my wife. That's not going to last long.
I tell people to send food.
They think I'm joking 😭😭😭
Doesn't help the little fucker doesn't ever stop running around.
I tell people to send food.
They think I'm joking 😭😭😭
Doesn't help the little fucker doesn't ever stop running around.
Mind you, I have such a chocolate problem at my A1C has been creeping up slowly over the last half decade.
I can feel the slow hand of death... Reaching...
STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
I can feel the slow hand of death... Reaching...
STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Mind you, I have such a chocolate problem at my A1C has been creeping up slowly over the last half decade.
I can feel the slow hand of death... Reaching...
STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
I can feel the slow hand of death... Reaching...
STAY AWAY FROM MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!
Congratulations to both of you. It is an accomplishment.
I remain 25 lb lighter than when I got married. I'm amazed that I can keep it off.
The 10-year-old helps.
"Are you going to eat that?" 🤦
I. Just. Sat. Down. 🤬
I remain 25 lb lighter than when I got married. I'm amazed that I can keep it off.
The 10-year-old helps.
"Are you going to eat that?" 🤦
I. Just. Sat. Down. 🤬
jerry from tom and jerry is yawning and saying i need food .
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is yawning and saying i need food .
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December 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Congratulations to both of you. It is an accomplishment.
I remain 25 lb lighter than when I got married. I'm amazed that I can keep it off.
The 10-year-old helps.
"Are you going to eat that?" 🤦
I. Just. Sat. Down. 🤬
I remain 25 lb lighter than when I got married. I'm amazed that I can keep it off.
The 10-year-old helps.
"Are you going to eat that?" 🤦
I. Just. Sat. Down. 🤬
Jesus Christ what if you're at one tip and you need to get to the other tip? There are no transporters like in Star Trek.
This post contains entirely too many tips. 🤦
This post contains entirely too many tips. 🤦
December 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Jesus Christ what if you're at one tip and you need to get to the other tip? There are no transporters like in Star Trek.
This post contains entirely too many tips. 🤦
This post contains entirely too many tips. 🤦
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Popehat announces update to this classic book:
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Popehat announces update to this classic book:
Damn it. I want the money!
"My children need wine!"
"My children need wine!"
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Damn it. I want the money!
"My children need wine!"
"My children need wine!"