Porter
@porter79.bsky.social
Porter is what my wife calls me- its what I do for my son. Former Biology tech. In Field= Wolves, Badgers, Turtles, Mice, Voles; At Lab =mice, rats, NPH... Phd's ;-), mostly MRI. In NJ= Underemployed. Middle-aged early riser. Depressed. Atheist.
Bosom buddies.
Balki.
Rick Schroeder with a silver spoon up his ass.
I feel fucking old. 😳
Balki.
Rick Schroeder with a silver spoon up his ass.
I feel fucking old. 😳
I think the switch started with Big, because even though it's a comedic performance there are really serious acting chops on display by Hanks in that movie
Old enough to remember when Tom Hanks was pretty much nothing *but* a comic actor, and his turn to serious drama in PHILADELPHIA and then APOLLO 13 caught everyone off-guard.
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bosom buddies.
Balki.
Rick Schroeder with a silver spoon up his ass.
I feel fucking old. 😳
Balki.
Rick Schroeder with a silver spoon up his ass.
I feel fucking old. 😳
I seen NO problem with this.
(starts chanting;
DO THE CURSE DO THE CURSE...
(starts chanting;
DO THE CURSE DO THE CURSE...
Demons won
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I seen NO problem with this.
(starts chanting;
DO THE CURSE DO THE CURSE...
(starts chanting;
DO THE CURSE DO THE CURSE...
Tic tac toe.
Why do I keep losing?
😜
Why do I keep losing?
😜
What game are you playing?
December 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Tic tac toe.
Why do I keep losing?
😜
Why do I keep losing?
😜
Well looks like the market's down.
Does the AI bubble burst now?
Does the AI bubble burst now?
a robot is sitting in a car with a broken windshield and watching crypto right now .
ALT: a robot is sitting in a car with a broken windshield and watching crypto right now .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Well looks like the market's down.
Does the AI bubble burst now?
Does the AI bubble burst now?
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3 (continued)
- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
3 (continued)
- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
- Can't recommend socks with shoes enough.
- If you have athlete's foot, put on your socks FIRST before your undies when dressing. This will help keep fungus from hitching a ride on your undies and getting in *other places.*
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Just a handsome boy
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Just a handsome boy
That's definitely going to make Valentine's Day awkward?
Don’t have an affair, and if you do, don’t have an affair with staff against employer policy, and if you do, don’t be indiscreet, and if you do, don’t fire her when it looks like you’ve been caught, and if you do, don’t [checks notes] Jesus Christ Sherrone Moore this is going to take FOREVER
1/32
1/32
December 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
That's definitely going to make Valentine's Day awkward?
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Popehat announces update to this classic book:
December 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Popehat announces update to this classic book:
Mood today=
a man in a black shirt is looking at another man in a suit
ALT: a man in a black shirt is looking at another man in a suit
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Mood today=
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There were no riots targeting the Supreme Court. Gore conceded. The elites congratulated themselves on what a great political system the U.S. had.
I remember thinking 'wow, all of this stuff is just made up.'
And here we are again.
I remember thinking 'wow, all of this stuff is just made up.'
And here we are again.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
There were no riots targeting the Supreme Court. Gore conceded. The elites congratulated themselves on what a great political system the U.S. had.
I remember thinking 'wow, all of this stuff is just made up.'
And here we are again.
I remember thinking 'wow, all of this stuff is just made up.'
And here we are again.
Just say no to caramel macchiato.
Sorry @proptermalone.bsky.social 😜
What a great discussion in the show.
Sorry @proptermalone.bsky.social 😜
What a great discussion in the show.
Conservatives suffer insecurity over the implication they are not morally superior.
Wonderful point from the normal men podcast
Such insecurity is earned they do such shitty things and are ignorant and biased. But that's just me.
Episode 36 - Blue Devils and the Deep Red Sea - Normal Men
Wonderful point from the normal men podcast
Such insecurity is earned they do such shitty things and are ignorant and biased. But that's just me.
Episode 36 - Blue Devils and the Deep Red Sea - Normal Men
Normal Men
Normal Men is four guys talking about the news. We want to help explain what's happening in the world around us and have some laughs along the way. And we think you might enjoy hearing what we have to...
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December 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Just say no to caramel macchiato.
Sorry @proptermalone.bsky.social 😜
What a great discussion in the show.
Sorry @proptermalone.bsky.social 😜
What a great discussion in the show.
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Don't be surprised if soon you won't be able to purchase books about Martin Luther King, Jr. at Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historical Park. #NationalParks abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
US national park gift shops ordered to purge merchandise promoting DEI
The Trump administration is expanding its crackdown on diversity, equity and inclusion by ordering national parks to remove certain items from gift shops
abcnews.go.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Don't be surprised if soon you won't be able to purchase books about Martin Luther King, Jr. at Martin Luther King, Jr. National Historical Park. #NationalParks abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...
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"consumers want a shorter theatrical window and more accessible movies" motherfucker a three hour drama about feuding kabuki brothers just spent six months in cinemas and became the highest grossing japanese live action film of all time
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
"consumers want a shorter theatrical window and more accessible movies" motherfucker a three hour drama about feuding kabuki brothers just spent six months in cinemas and became the highest grossing japanese live action film of all time
Conservatives suffer insecurity over the implication they are not morally superior.
Wonderful point from the normal men podcast
Such insecurity is earned they do such shitty things and are ignorant and biased. But that's just me.
Episode 36 - Blue Devils and the Deep Red Sea - Normal Men
Wonderful point from the normal men podcast
Such insecurity is earned they do such shitty things and are ignorant and biased. But that's just me.
Episode 36 - Blue Devils and the Deep Red Sea - Normal Men
Normal Men
Normal Men is four guys talking about the news. We want to help explain what's happening in the world around us and have some laughs along the way. And we think you might enjoy hearing what we have to...
share.google
December 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Conservatives suffer insecurity over the implication they are not morally superior.
Wonderful point from the normal men podcast
Such insecurity is earned they do such shitty things and are ignorant and biased. But that's just me.
Episode 36 - Blue Devils and the Deep Red Sea - Normal Men
Wonderful point from the normal men podcast
Such insecurity is earned they do such shitty things and are ignorant and biased. But that's just me.
Episode 36 - Blue Devils and the Deep Red Sea - Normal Men
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 12, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Thank you for every repost, Bluesky friends! 💙
Here's our Steam page in case you want to add us to your wishlist! 2026 is finally our release year 💙
store.steampowered.com/app/3119540/...
Here's our Steam page in case you want to add us to your wishlist! 2026 is finally our release year 💙
store.steampowered.com/app/3119540/...
Scriptorium: Master of Manuscripts on Steam
Run your manuscript workshop, receive orders to illustrate medieval books, decorate them any way you like, send them back to clients to get paid, and unlock new jobs, decorations, and items. Welcome t...
store.steampowered.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Thank you for every repost, Bluesky friends! 💙
Here's our Steam page in case you want to add us to your wishlist! 2026 is finally our release year 💙
store.steampowered.com/app/3119540/...
Here's our Steam page in case you want to add us to your wishlist! 2026 is finally our release year 💙
store.steampowered.com/app/3119540/...
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We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We can’t afford a $1M trailer slot 😔
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
But reposts on Bluesky cost $0 - and they really help tiny teams like ours ❤️
If cozy medieval creativity is your thing, here’s our Scriptorium trailer!
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Putting a black box warning on the COVID vaccine is well and truly unhinged and will get people killed, which is the goal of the Trump FDA
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Putting a black box warning on the COVID vaccine is well and truly unhinged and will get people killed, which is the goal of the Trump FDA
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Thinking about getting a mustache tattoo down the side of my index finger, to look cool,
December 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Thinking about getting a mustache tattoo down the side of my index finger, to look cool,
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This shit made me snort.
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
This shit made me snort.
Pac NW flooding updates:
16+ inches of rain.
Multiple river records being set.
Evacuations.
Towns underwater.
State of emergency.
www.accuweather.com/en/severe-we...
16+ inches of rain.
Multiple river records being set.
Evacuations.
Towns underwater.
State of emergency.
www.accuweather.com/en/severe-we...
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
There is no decorum you maintain by putting your hands to erect the edifice on which Donald Trump is shitting on this country very existence.
You're a failure as a politician and a failure as a human.
Repent and resign
There is no decorum you maintain by putting your hands to erect the edifice on which Donald Trump is shitting on this country very existence.
You're a failure as a politician and a failure as a human.
Repent and resign
You literally built the stage for his inauguration.
December 11, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@schumer.senate.gov
There is no decorum you maintain by putting your hands to erect the edifice on which Donald Trump is shitting on this country very existence.
You're a failure as a politician and a failure as a human.
Repent and resign
There is no decorum you maintain by putting your hands to erect the edifice on which Donald Trump is shitting on this country very existence.
You're a failure as a politician and a failure as a human.
Repent and resign